Thread "The Bright side of life" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 27, 2007

Now we have a whole new year to do better in.

I'm a year closer to dying

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

One year closer to being food for many pretty pretty flowers, which might feed some adorable little cow, which then will become a tasty tasty burger(yum). Huzzah for the circle of life!

I got kicked out of my home.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 27, 2007

Now you don't have to pay the bills!

I posted a new comic and nobody noticed.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

Well, at least you're in good company.

I'm a quadriplegic.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

You always get the good parking spaces!

I'm an evil overlord, but the masses hate me…

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

At least you can prod their buttocks as an evil overlord!

I can't sleep.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

at least you dont have to worry about nightmares

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 29, 2007

… (nothing response to nothing) …

Somebody forgot to post a downside

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 29, 2007

Well at least you don't have to make up some wacky brightside.

My Nintendo DS is broken.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

There is still the TD!

My Life Is Ruined.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

At least you have a life to ruin.

I burned my finger on the stove.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Great reason to buy a new stove!

They keep canceling our lunch breaks at work, because there are too many calls coming in.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

You Can Lose Weight Then?

I Need Good Answers To Questions And Concerns.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

Hey you still have your health!

I don't fit in … anywhere

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 1, 2008

You're unique, hooray!

I've had insomnia for the past four days.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 1, 2008

At least you got 96 hours to do stuff you didn't have time to…

People think I'm retarded.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 1, 2008

Its the perfect cover for doing whatever you want!

I had to spend my free day off hacking up blood and trying not to breathe

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 1, 2008

At least you didn't have to poo poo australian table wines.

I was exposed to embarrassing sounds for a prolonged fart*PERIOD TIME!*

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

Well at least you were entertaining to everyone around you.

I have to go back to school today. :(

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

Maybe the bus will explode on the way there.

COV IS UNBANNED

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

I'm back to get the games going again (this place really doesn't change much without me)

I just played wack-a-mole with Shplane as the mole. >:)-lol!

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

Wow, I can't think of any positive to such a horrible joke being so horrible. And place not changing without you? It changed plenty before you were gone. Stop being so damn conceited and everyone might not hate you.

Cov is a conceited bastard.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

Well…it certainly makes the FG interesting again. Before, we were all getting along just fine. Whatever happened to that?

Christmas is over. D:

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

Now you can fuck around with all the shineys you just got!

Top Drawer.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 2, 2008

Its got midge AND lefarce!

Cov defiled one of my threads … again.