The Bright side of life

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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One less little problem that keeps you from having a social life!

Pennywise is in my house.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Well now you get to have a better social life.

I want to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl. :(

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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At least you know you have something to wait for (comes out in Feb.)

I'm bored with all my games.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Now you can buy new games!

I ran into a wall.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Well atleast you've still got your health.

Crotcy keeps flamming my forum.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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Gives you an excuse to avenge something!

My crotch hurts.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

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At least you're not dead yet.

I bit my tongue.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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mmm blood is yummy!

I got gas … bad

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Well now you defence system against robbers.

I'm out of Chinese food. :(

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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There's always ramen ^_^

I slapped a little boy.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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lil bastard probabily deserved it.

I accidently cut my finger off.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Well you can always get a new one.

I'm bored.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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At least you know you have free time to do anything you want.

A spider is crawling on the wall.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Its considered a sign of good luck in many cultures.

My old whiplash injury is acting up

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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At least that's the only injury.

I'm hungry.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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you have room for pizza!

I have a shattered body from a lifetime of tragic accidents

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Well now you can sit back and relax.

I'm running out soda.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Evil Industries is now selling its new line of hyperactivity inducing mind altering energy soda drinks!

Nobody comments on my comics

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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At least there are no flames.

I ran out of ramen.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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There's always Chinese food,

I don't have a PS2.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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At least you don't get fun of by people with a next gen console.

I don't have a Wii

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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Atleast you still have a PS2.

I keep getting called fag for some reason.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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you know the truth and thats all that matters

I gave myself a papercut

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 5, 2008

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That just goes to show that you can read.

My computer is malfunctioning.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

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You get to use that warranty!

I have to help people with warranties.