Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 30, 2007

*Gets a pile of ashes.*

Hey I didn't sign up for this crap.

*Puts ashes back.*

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 30, 2007

Pulls out incarceration.

Puts in validation.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 30, 2007

Pulls out confirmation

Puts in ratification

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 31, 2007

pullst out a rat if a cat ion…

puts in an ion powered cat-rat hybrid…

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

*Pulls out one soul.*

Cool I needed one.

*Puts in a new life force.*

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 10, 2007

Pulls out Chuck Norris wearing Sephiroths wig.

Puts in Fern and TheMidge28.

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

*pulls out banana*

sweet!! *peals and eats banana. thrughs banana peal behind him. turns to walk away and slips on banana peal. falls into vending machien*

*gets out of vending machine* Why!! Oh god why didn't any one ever pull me out!! *picks up banana peal* You'll not get me this time!! *hurls banana peal into DD vending machine*

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 12, 2007

*Banana peal falls out of machine*

Mister Mew: *slips on banana peal** Falls in machine* OW! $%#@&! MY SPLEEEEEEEEEN!!!

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

*pulls out a sunday*

So what three people are stuck in there now? Well I guess I had better ease their suffering. *puts in a gun with two bullets in it and walks away laughing manically*

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Pulls out the gun.

Puts in vgman and sets the bannana peel so that the next person to get out will slip on it.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Isn't anybody going too help me out of here!? Whoops! My kidney fell out!

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

Gets out

Damn it Shplane!!

Steels and puts in shplanes hat.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

NO ONE TOUCHES THE HAT!!!

Pulls out the hat.

Beats vgman to death with it.

Puts in vgman's corpse.

Puts the hat back on.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 17, 2007

*pulls out vgman's corpe…*

*does cpr and brings vgman back*

"whoah there we almost lost ye"

*throws vgman back in with a hat of his own…*

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 18, 2007

*gets out*
Freedom!!!
*Slips on banana peel an falls back into machine*
Medic!!!

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

pulls out an ambulance with full emt crew…

"awesome another set to my collections"

*throws back with star trek cardboard cut-outs*

*throws in spock cardboard cut-out duplicate*

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 18, 2007

Pulls out shexy vulcan lady.

Shplane: "Hey sexy. I'm soon to be ruler of existance. Wanna @#*%?"

Vulcan Lady: "Logic dictates that I will not have sex with you." *walks away*

Puts in the shattered remains of his ego.

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 19, 2007

*A shard of Lord Shplane's ego peirces Mister Mew's eye*
GAAAAACK!!! MY EYE!!! SO MUCH PAAAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!!! Ooh! a penny!

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 20, 2007

*Gets cherry soda."

Aw man I wanted a pepsi. Oh well.

*Puts soda on the ground and puts a duck puppet in the machine.*

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 20, 2007

pulls out a puck duppet

puts in a buck fuppet