The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 25, 2007

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*dog's head lands on mines*

Shi- BOOM!


*falling remnant of qdawg lands in machine.*

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*climbs out*

way to take one for the team q'

*puts in aqua's edits*

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*Pulls out a monkey*

Huh….

*Puts in vgman*

You're not getting out of there vg. Ever.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*pulls out vg*

no offense, but how the hell do you fit in there???

*puts in homework*

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*Gets out a kitten*

KITTY!!

*Puts in vgman and casts "Can't get out of the fucking vending machine unless I or a mod takes him out" spell on him.*

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*pulls out a "Can't get out of the fucking vending machine unless I or a mod takes him out" spell*


what the crap was that doing in there???


*puts in vg's avatar*

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*Shot out of machine.*

Damn it was hot in there.

*Puts in plot hole.*

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*gets out whole plot*

wow,couldnt see that one coming a mile away…

*puts in qdawg*

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*Climbs out.*

Ok, what did I do to deserve that?

*Inserts chicken dinner.*

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*pulls out dominoes '555 deal'*

yum!

*puts in garbage*

no one saw that, ok?

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*Gets out Shexy*

Whooo!!

*Puts in the entire Drunk Duck forums*

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 26, 2007

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*pulls out a witty comeback*

hmmm….

*puts in a turkey sandwich*

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*Pulls out ham sandwich.*

Hmmm…. *Bites sandwich.* Hey its still good to eat!

*Inserts a piece of paper saying "WTF" on it into the machine.*

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out a piece of paper saying 'WWJD'*


hmm….



*inserts package that says 'don't open until christmas'*

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*Pulls out package*

Hmmm *opens package* Aw man

*inserts socks*

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out rocks*


hey…


*inserts docs*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*Pulls out computer*

Yesh!

*inserts a hobo*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out bill gates*


*robs bill gates*


*inserts broke bill gates*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out hobo*

you again?

*puts in soda*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*gets out $1.25*

heh, pocket change…


*inserts a buck 25*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*$25 in pennies shoot out*

Oh noes!!!! The Pain!! but what a refund!

*puts in one of my dogs*

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out one of kitty's dogs*



*putsin one of my dogs*

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out a kitten*

*puts in apple stem*

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*pulls out magic mango tree*


mmm…. mangos….



*puts in mango seeds*

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 27, 2007

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*takes out man eating mango*

O_O

*quickly puts it back in*