The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Pulls out a Sword.

Attacks Monster. Sword brakes.

Monster throws me back in.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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*pulls out the monster*

*takes his soul*

*tosses the soul in*

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Pulls in a gun.

Throws out monster soul.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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pulls out the drunken duck

puts in 52 cents

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Gets 52 cents.

Throws out a full cola can.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Pulls out some originality

*gives it to rage nasaka*

puts in wolf cub

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Pulls in a class ring.

Throws out a trip mine in front of the Vending maching.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Pulls out the box.

Hides inside the box.

Shplane: "You can't see me. I'm in the box… Hey Otacon?"

Otacon: "What is it Shplane?"

Shplane: "You should really try the box. It feels so… right, like I've always belonged here."

Otacon: "Yeah… no. I'm good."

Shplane: "YOU DARE TO DENY THE BOX?!"

Kills Otacon.

Inserts corpse of Otacon.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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pull out tac gear, grendaes, and big-ass guns

sweet!

insets rat droppings into box
used raffle tickets go into the vending machine

Posted at 1:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Pulls out his childhood*

I never wanted you.

*Inserts his manhood… err… adulthood… yeah…*

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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pulls ngage cell phone gaming system. *blech!*

quickly puts it back

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Pulls out a noose*

You shall be my pet. Noosey.

*Puts in an old copy of "Superman 64"*

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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Pulls in uesd trip mine.

throws out banana peel.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Puts in the rest of the banana*

*Pulls out an expired Rage Against the Machine ticket*

Damn…

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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Pulls in a monkey.

…..

Lets the monkey go.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Puts in humanity*

*Pulls out. In general*

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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Pulls in a tacodier.

Throw out remainds of Tacodier.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Puts in a toddler*

*Pulls out Jessica Alba*

OH thank you. Thank you so very much.

*Runs off with the Alba never to be heard from again… either of them.*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 12, 2007

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Gets a bloody head.

Waaaa!

Throw out a Bloody head.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Pulls the bloody head*

All mine…

*Puts in Chuck E NORRIS.*

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

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Pulls out myself.

Puts in Ruin Shape.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Pulls a small plastic toy*

Didn't even have to put in a quarter…

*Is forced to put in a quarter*

Son of a…

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

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*Gets a soda.*

Cool.

*Inserts bike he just stole.*

Gotta run! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!

*Runs.*

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 12, 2007

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Gets stolen bike.

Me: Cool! a bike.

Cop: You're coming with me kid!

Put's in nothing.

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 13, 2007

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*Pulls out a giant mushroom*

In case I die.

*Puts in… the evidence…*