The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 5, 2007

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*uses level 9 fire!*
*becomes awesome or something!*

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 6, 2007

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hopes for special fire BREATHING ABILITY*

Recieves ice breathing ability instead*

Dead Carl: comon!!!

* places a red neck in machine*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 6, 2007

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*Gets Texas oil*

*Puts in torch.*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 7, 2007

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*Gets new avatar*
No.
*puts in the pr0n*
eww….


sticky…

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 7, 2007

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*Gets condom.*

The hell?!

*Throws it down a sewer drain and puts in Devil May Cry guns.*

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 7, 2007

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*Pulls out a paintball gun and tosses it to Cthulhu*

Moo!

*Stuff in a bag of Enchilidofritoes*

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 7, 2007

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*Pulls out a paintball gun and tosses it to Cthulu*

Damn! I wish I was this Cthulu guy.

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 7, 2007

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*gets a rat*


Pheonix:sweet! lets eat it!

Yaz47:what did ya' think we were gunna do with it!

*puts in organs of a rat*

Yaz47:now THAT was delicous!

Pheonix:Totally.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 8, 2007

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*Get's one human soul.*

WTF?

*Put's in some giant scissors.

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 8, 2007

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*takes out lots of paper shreds*
hmm…
*puts in fake movie tickets to pirates of the Caribbean three*

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 8, 2007

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*Gets movie tickets for Pirates3*
I've always wanted to see this!
*Puts in the fine recived*

You are an equal advasary.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 11, 2007

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Receives two more fines.

Inserts the Drunk Duck vending machine.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 12, 2007

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Inserts paradox.
Takes out a verb.

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 12, 2007

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*puts in a bazzoka*

Posted at 11:06PM, Jun. 12, 2007

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You're doing it wrong you guys!

You take out something.

And then you put something else in.

In that order.

So, ignoring the previous two pists…

*Gets this game.*

*Inserts a blender.*

Posted at 3:06AM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*gets a brain*
… the hell?
*puts in a brain*

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*pulls out a gold psp*

HOLYHEAPINGFURTAFAGCAP'N IM SELLING THIS ON EBAY

*puts in a fat albert dvd

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*Get's a lawsuit.*

*Puts in a disintegrator ray.*

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*Gets disintergrated.*

*Puts in a will.*

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*Gets a +2disintegrator ray*

*Puts in Post-It*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*Get's Hostes*

Now that's the stuff!

*Puts in the Pick of Destiny.*

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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*gets soul blade*

*puts soul edge*

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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I'll try again…

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

GAAAAAHTPPPPRACK!

Wait a second… Who the hell is that?!

*Fat guys come with boxes, and puts rainbow colored hairbands into the machine*

SO! YOU ARE THE BASTARD THAT PUTS ALL THE RAINBOW COLORED HAIRBANDS IN HERE!

Yup.

*Kills him*

*Puts his soul into the machine*

If that isn't a good sacrifice, I don't know what is.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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wonder what ill get this time
*pulles out 100 gold psps*

O_O……WOOHOO 99 FOR EBAY 1 FOR ME WOOOOOOOOHOOOO *puts in a bannana*

[AQua_ng has edited this post due to its visual pollution]

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 13, 2007

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Pulls out a Platinum Wii

"Take that, excessively-long word user!"

Puts in a Falcon Punch *Actually, just uses Falcon Punch on the machine*