Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Pulls out a life.

Puts in my life.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Four quarters pop out.

"Looks like your life was not worth that much…."

Puts in a coffee cup.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

*Gets some cookies.*

Huh? What did they put in last? Oh well. *Eats a cookie.*

*Puts in a hand puppet and leaves while eating cookies.*

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

It gets eaten.

A lightbulb

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Pulls out Sonic X.

…

Puts in Sonic X.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

*recovers from being smooshed by the giant candy bar and pulls out a cursed chocolate bar*

…

*re-inserts the accursed bar of chocolate*

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Pulls out 10 dollars.

Puts in 20 dollars.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

*Pulls out Necronomicon*

*Puts in army of undead*

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Takes out a chainsaw

Inserts a postcard

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Pulls out gum.

Puts in Algebra book.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

*Gets satans book on math.*

OMG I knew math was the work of the devil!

*Splashes holy water on it. Puts in empty botte.*

May christ compell thee.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Out pops a bible.

I put the koran in.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Pulls out Jesus' pants..

Puts in Jesus' nails.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

*Pulls out a hammer.*

….

*Puts hammer back.*

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Pulls out Hellsing.

Puts in Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

*pulls out a mutant chocolate bar that eats Fern*

WHOALY ZEN!

*flees for life while the mutant chocolate bar jumps back into the machine, waiting for its next victim…*

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

*Gets mutant chocolate bar.*

Alright chocolate!

*Eats mutant chocolate bar.

That's not going to feel good for a while.

*Puts in sanity.*

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

*(With Gloves)Pulls out mutant hamster.*

Ewww! Yuck! I'll give it to Brinx.

*Puts in bouncy ball.*

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

*Gets a spiked mace.*

Da hell? Hey look a hamster… DIE!

*Burns mutant hamster. Picks it up and puts it in machine.*

I feel good now.