Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Pulls out Pepcid.

Puts in Tom Selleck; TV's Magnum PI…

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

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It must want more sacrifice!

*Puts in dead goat*

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

Pulls out Pan…

puts in Andy Dick…

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 22, 2007

gets Moby Dick

Holy crap!

puts in Heroes Season 1 DVD

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 23, 2007

Gets one solid show which hopefully doesn't crap out in season 2.

Puts a box of Honeycombs Cereal…

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

*Gets a bowl of cereal.*

Hey where's the milk?

*Puts the cereal back.*

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Pulls a hive of bees!!! ouch! ouch!!! son of …!!!

Puts in salve oinment…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Pulls out a ton of bricks.

Puts in a ton of feathers.

What weighs less?

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 23, 2007

Duh..um…let me think here…aren't dey boat a tun ove bricks?

Pull out a very comfortable but heavy pillow.

Put in Baby Einstein/Baby Mozart sleep cd…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

*pulls out a baby on a spit…*

*lights fire and roasts baby, then puts baby bones and organs in*

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

Pulls out a demoninc spirit which haunts nerdsinvading til the day he dies!

Puts in a WOW Tauran Preistess…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

Pulls out Pan…

puts in Andy Dick…

Pulls out Pan's Labyrinth (the movie).

Inserts uhhh…
um…
this:

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

Pulls out Dora the Explorer

Puts a straight to video Van Damme Flick

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

pulls out a half eaten turkey sandwich*

hey im not falling for that…

inserts half eaten turkey sandwich*

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

Pulls out Dom Delouise…look it up kids.

Puts a Copy of Cannonball Run

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2007

pulls out a cannon ball and starts running…*

falls in*

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

*pulls out nerdsareinvading*

… good bye

*puts in nerdsareinvading*

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

Pulls out a Mustang that wants to be a Beetle…

Puts in "junk in the trunk"…

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

*Gets 'A bun in the oven'.*

*Puts in a beast.*

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

Pulls out Beast from X-men.

Inserts a bad Kung-Fu movie

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

*pulls out a good kung-fu movie*

*puts in a bad drawing of charmander*

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

*Gets ripped up.*

*Inserts pen.*

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 25, 2007

Jams up machine…until I kick it…SWAM!!!….pulls out The Wiggles!

Puts in narcoleptic Jeff…

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Pulls out super-happy-fun-time-go-go juice

hmm whatever.

Puts in the straw that broke a camel's back

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 25, 2007

Pulls out Joe Camel from those crazy cartoon adds for kids!!!

Puts in a jar of petroleum jelly