Thread "the judge duck game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

Is this the Bright Side of Life?

I didn't do my HW for 2moro

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

Sentenced to being grounded off the computer forever, but first write me an actual sentence.

I'm doing another new comic.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 19, 2009

Sentenced to finish the one you started (because I want to read them)

I can't do anything wrong because:"I am the law"

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

i sentence you to be the law of gravity

i skydive without a licence

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

You can do it again only without the parachute

I'm addicted to Hentai

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

I sentence you to be raped by a tentacle monster with a bunch of other hentai addicts, all of them male. And fat.

I'm actually working on a comic.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

I sentence you to break both hands and Feet.

I once took part in the flame wars

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

I sentence you to a proctology exam with a flamethrower.

I'm sitting here in my underwear.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 23, 2009

i sentence you to recieve the ULTIMATE WEDGIE!

i didn't clean my room like my mom said i should

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 29, 2009

I sentence you too have your banana cut repeadedly

I crapped in someones nachoes once

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 1, 2009

i sentence you to be in an empty room with a purple butt baboon

i harvest illegal mushrooms and sell them on the black market

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 4, 2009

i sentence you to have your nose eternally stuffed up, thereby having everyone you know calling you "mouth-breather" all the time.

i only do stick figure comics.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 5, 2009

i sentence your comic to an eternal game of hangman where your main charactors are ripped apart limb from limb

i "borrow" some money from the bank

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 5, 2009

i sentence for someone to "borrow" some of your vital organs.

i'm a forum addict

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 7, 2009

I sentence you to only do forums in invisible ink

i do the hokey pokey in an airport

Posted at 11:05PM, May. 7, 2009

I sentence you to wear a Hare Krishna robe and be beaten with luggage.

I ate an entire pizza by myself today.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 8, 2009

2 hour crap…nuf said

I still have a Jawbreaker from when I went to New York…. from last moth

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 8, 2009

I sentence you to a painful visit to the dentist

i go twenty miles over the speed limit in a school zone

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 8, 2009

i sentence you to drive a blue Prius with "I AM GAY AND PROUD!!!" on the windshield in big, easy to read letters.

i like role-playing

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 15, 2009

I sentence you to play "John Goodman and a toilet seat." (as a tip, you're not John Goodman.)

I'm so fly, it's criminal.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 16, 2009

you're arrested cuz your fly was down in a school zone.

I blew up a car

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 16, 2009

I sentence you to be a crash dummy for a week (if you last that long)

I dance in a no dancing zone

http://www.victorystore.com/signs/property_management/images/no_dan14.jpg

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 16, 2009

I sentece you to wear lead shoes, and have your arms amputated.

I killed a man using a hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, and a five dollar bill.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 16, 2009

I sentence you to be meet an angry MacGyver in a hardware store.

I once murdered a group of tourists and ate their livers with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

I sentence you to sex with Jodie Foster. FOREVER!

I shot the sheriff (but I didn't…aw you know the rest.)