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Up my butt.

Got up my butt?

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umm….yikes

Q: ABCDEF ?

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M is for man-boobs

why are boogers green?

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A: Cause they are minty fresh

Q: Why do cats land on their feet, but dogs drink from the toilet?

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a: pi

q: is it possible to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm?

.: Myxomatosis :.

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Dernit, speak English!

Does the tickle-me-Elmo doll laugh if you tickle it's genital areas?

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yed and it begs for more.

Whats the best thing about throwing a newborn baby off the roof?

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The excitement of whether you'll hear a thud or a splat.

Can I break this head with my wooden board?

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a: yes, but remember, it's more satisfying to kick a puppy or steal some ice cream from a 5 year old.

q: where is this from:

"Putt-Putt goes to the zoo, Putt-Putt goes to the zoo, Putt-Putt goes to the zoo…"

(sorry, I found this game again and I can't stop playing it.)

.: Myxomatosis :.

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Some childrens' game from a company called Humongous! that I'm thinking about modifying some of their games to have profanity and sell them to children.

Does that make me a bad person?

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Which box?

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Somewhere in-between.

Huh?

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Micheal Jackson


Is Ronald Mcdonald related to IT?

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Photographic evidence says yes.



What do you do if your kid is a brat?

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Throw them off the roof and hope you get your life back.



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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3.5 metric tons

Daleks > any other aliens?

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Xenomorphs, Klingon, and Barbra streisand

Why does micheal jackson have a child porn fetish

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So his penis doesn't look as small in comparison.

Did what I just said sound incredibly wrong?

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If Missisipi has 4 I's, then why is the sky blue?

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Because all of the colours where taken.

Who is better, Captain America or Captain Commando?

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Neither, this guys the big seller


Why is it that when i drop a bowling and/or an egg on someones head i always hear a splat sound?

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