Thread "TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

..i excpect amazing presents from all of you….

and let's not forget the people who lost their lives as well today.

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

Haaapppyyy biirrrtthhhddayyy.

It just so happens I do have a present for you. It's… just… uhh… you know, I can't get it into the internet! AAAGGHH!!! DUMB MACHINE!

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

ahhh think about it! think about it real hard! like you're having a baby but with yer mind!!! NOW PUSH THAT SUCKER THROUGH!

n thank you.

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

Happy Birthday Pit!

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

How old you is?

Happy birthday!

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

Happy "Your parents had sex" Day!

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

Happy Birthday!!!

Hope that you get a Booze PiÃ±ata!!!

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

thanks guys!

yeah im 24 but we're just gonna say 21…becuase after you turn 21 the only other birthday people get excited over is the 40th and well….that's just to laugh atcha.

heh heh, i hope i get a booze pinata too! and more booze to go with the pinata!

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

So it's 24… I mean 21 birthday spanks for you!

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

yeah….Heyena said she'd take my birthday spankings this year.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

Suits me ^__^

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

Let the Birthday Beatings commence!

I'll get the stick and the rope to hang stuff from the tree.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 11, 2009

..i excpect amazing presents from all of you….

I'm going to give you my drunken-sober dictionary.
If i can find it.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

I give you the AWESOMO episode of South Park.

"Oh boy, what could it be? My birthday isn't until September 11th."

"I am the AWESOMO 4000."

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

I give you the AWESOMO episode of South Park.

"Oh boy, what could it be? My birthday isn't until September 11th."

"I am the AWESOMO 4000."

haha!i remember that! i felt a full notch knocked down from the cool tree with that one.

and Red, i can tell ya im gonna need that dictionary…big time!

thanks guys!

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

I have a birth day present for you.

A civil war. How's that for a present?

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

rodger that. present has been recieved and regifted. standing by. repeat. THE DD HIGH HAS BEEN GIFT BOMBED!

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

Happy birthday! Here is some air.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

It's yer day of birth and yer spending it on DD?! Go out there and enjoy the day! Or what's left of it!

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

Happy birthday, Pit_face!

Um…your present is…um…still in the mail!

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

Happy B-day, I would have gotten you a gift, but for some reason I am being charged 5 bucks a letter to type this. I really wish I wasn't wasting typing right now. Geez this is getting expensive.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

ahhh think about it! think about it real hard! like you're having a baby but with yer mind!!! NOW PUSH THAT SUCKER THROUGH!

n thank you.

I pushed really hard. The hardest I've pushed in my life.

I ended up shitting myself.

Sorry that you can't get the… uh… present I got you.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

I baked you a cake, and shoved some wifi in it. Hopefully, you'll get in a week.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 11, 2009

Sorry that you can't get the… uh… present I got you.

Eeeewwwwwwwww….

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 12, 2009

Happy totally definitely indisputably 21st!

I tried faxing you a cake, but it went horribly, horribly wrong. (And not even in the way you'd expect. I'm currently having to fight off the result with a sawn-off shotgun.)