There is no spoon. Nor is there a contest!

Heylo duckies~ How would you like to participate in a "not a contest"? What am I talking about? Why, I'm talking about the first annual
“Not A Contest” Valentine’s Promotion!

For those of you who for whatever reason is adverse to clicking on links, here's the gist of it: create art for either an Anti-Valentine's theme or a Valentine's theme! Enter as much as you like and any time before Saturday February 3rd 2007. The winners will have their art turned into a sendable e-card that will be made available a week before Valentine's Day! If you want more information, you're just going to have to click on the link. :)

In other DD news, Mr. Mustard Seed who does Twonks and Plonkers has a message to spread to the world:

I'll be brief: "Going Forward (George, You're A Great Big Dork)" is a new listing on Neil Young's song site "Living With War Today". Liberal minded Drunk Duckers can "vote" for it by going to: neilyoung.com. On the right side of the page is a list of unranked songs. One of them is "Going Forward (George, You're A Great Big Dork" (it's about halfway down the column). Click on it and you'll go to Twonks and Plonkers so you can press "PLAY' and hear the song. Every click is a vote for the song. With enough clicks, the song will debut with a ranking next week. Oh, and there is no better day to click than today, when our President is set to make his state of our union …

Oh, and "The Neo-Conservative Blues" is still hanging in there at #81. Give it another click, too!!!