more community interviews! woo!

Two more creator interviews! These are pretty good ones, guys! (Well, they're all pretty good). From Tuesday, we have TheMidge28 ([blood/hound] interviewing Bocaj (Laugh Out Loud Zombies)!

If you could create your own martial art, what would you call it and what would be your one forbidden move which you created but realized it was too deadly but still wrote it down in some secret manuscript knowing that someday it may eventually fall into the wrong hands and you would have to train a young brash student all these moves and more so they could go and find and destroy those who stole these secrets?

Name of the martial art: UUUURRRRRRGGGGGGUUUUWWWAAAAAA
Secret move: The URGNURKEL* (The ability to go without blinking for TEN WHOLE SECONDS!!!!!)
*Fun fact: I can do this move. FOR REAL REAL.

What do you see in your future?
I think I'll probably be that little old lady who lives alone, and all the neighborhood kids will think I'm a witch. I'll make them drink sour lemonade and pretend to curse them a la the lady in "The Boy Who Lost His Face." Or I could be rich and famous. I suppose at this point, it could go either way. Really though, I have no idea - I'm planning to stick with my current job until they kick me out - I'll keep drawing and knitting and playing video games and being doofy for as long as possible. I have no plans to "settle down" - I'd rather go to the park and fly kites or something.