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Attention drunkbots, announcement incoming:


Drunkbot jninjashadow assembles and maintains the comic unit titled Canadian Gamers. He completed 175 pages over one week ago and like a true drunkbot did not report it until now. Let us all give him a hand. *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*


Displaying truly drunkbot-like dedication is elektro with 350 incidents of Negligence. He will not achieve this until Wednesday but it has been included in this announcement for reasons of efficiency. Begin a 2-second period of positive vocal emission now. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*


Do not forget to spend 12% of your allocated rest periods to read our two most recent drunkbot interviews, Used Books and Hunchdebunch.

That is all, resume your respective work directives. Maintain productivity and maybe you too, individual member of the faceless drunkbot masses, can be in my regular announcements.