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MetoolX597

Member since April 27, 2006

About

Wow, someone bothered to read my profile. Spiffy.

My real name is Tom. You can refer to me by that, seeing as the only reason I still have this bloody user name is because I don't want to create a new account.

I was born in Cleveland, Ohio (get all the jokes out of your system now) in 1992.

I'm appalled by ignorance of any kind. I dislike condescending "my mansion is bigger than yours" type people. I hate when people get mad at you for not bothering to help the world when all they're doing themselves is patting their own backs by "spreading awareness" about some problem everybody knows about instead of looking towards a more local level, where they can actually help.

I hate hypocrites.

The Algorithm killed Jeeves.

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Comics recommended by MetoolX597

Applied Living

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Real Life

Volume:

63 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

1 likes

Intellectual humor and solid art sprinkled with a little bit of Calvin and Hobbes. John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes, that is.
Brymstone

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

116 pages

Updated:

Jan. 24, 2012

Popularity:

16 likes

The once terror of the world, the immortal wizard Darshe the Destroyer was defeated and sentenced to spiritual rehab in the body of a monk boy. Now re-awakened can he escape his clueless prison and regain his power to finish what he started?
Charby the Vampirate

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

1154 pages

Updated:

July 28, 2023

Popularity:

651 likes

A fantasy supernatural horor-comedy about monsters and other horrible creatures like humans, made by and for the socially awkward malcontents. It's a character-driven story that features both whimsical magical elements and gory body horror, with big emotional drama.
Culture Shock

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

921 pages

Updated:

July 9, 2023

Popularity:

224 likes

A medieval knight and a Japanese ninja are forced to share an apartment in modern America. Can they achieve their missions without destroying each other?
Grog

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Adventure

Volume:

167 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

5 likes

A comic about pirates. Really inept pirates. There are a few sane minds aboard, but they do tend to get drowned out. This often leads to Adventures of the Hilarious sort.
Hero By Night

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Superhero

Volume:

4 pages

Updated:

May 30, 2012

Popularity:

11 likes

For over a decade, spanning some 4000 nights written in these journals, Lt. David Day Became HERO BY NIGHT, protecting the innocent and punishing evil wherever he could find it, until one day...HE VANISHED. A Platinum Studios comic! Updates Monday-Frid
Kitty Litter

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Abstract

Volume:

431 pages

Updated:

May 9, 2019

Popularity:

8 likes

Life can be tought for a pet owner. Especially if your cat is Sophie. Get ready to deal with ninjas,zombies,pirates and vampires, not to mention scooping the kitty litter.
Narou

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

66 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

3 likes

In a time of great transition after the fall of two warring gods, a mysterious beast-like "elf" named Narou wanders the world of Kelvren in search of adventure with his new friends.
One Question

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

214 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

6 likes

Ranu, a strange young boy, finds himself pushed into the quest of searching for Crysthel, the Crystal Dragon of All Knowledge and the artifact she is imprisoned within. She's his only chance of finding his long lost friend, but what other powers seek it?
Purgatory Tower

Rated:

Teen

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

82 pages

Updated:

July 7, 2011

Popularity:

18 likes

Purgatory is a tower that offers a group of convicts a second chance at life, if they can survive the climb. But who built the tower, and for what purpose are they holding this "contest"? The answer lies at the top, if they can manage to reach it.
Star Crossed Destiny

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Sci-Fi

Volume:

228 pages

Updated:

Oct. 24, 2013

Popularity:

13 likes

Cajun-spiced, hot-n-heavy, dark-n-deadly, supernatural science fiction goodness in every ever-lovin' spoonful.
The Surreal Adventures of Edgar Allan Poo

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

155 pages

Updated:

Nov. 5, 2021

Popularity:

5 likes

Join the enigmatic Edgar Allan Poo and faithful guide Irving the rat as they battle mythical beasts, ancient gods, magical ravens, sorcerers, the undead, inclement weather and treacherous terrain to escape the land of dreams.
Twonks and Plonkers

Rated:

Everyone

Genre:

Fantasy

Volume:

194 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

1 likes

While T&P started out as an irreverent mixture of visuals, animation, and audio, it is now the home of TWITCH!, a behind the scenes look into the operations at TWITCH! Entertainment, a video game development studio.
watchdogs

Rated:

Mature

Genre:

Noir

Volume:

62 pages

Updated:

July 6, 2011

Popularity:

3 likes

After Sam Garrison and his pregnant wife move into the rough inner-city, Sam and his neighbor Mark decide to bring justice to the streets as vigilantes called the Watchdogs. But Sam learns that Mark has a darker agenda... A Platinum Studios comic!