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Cthulhu
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Your soul!!!

Why didn't fern show up at the "Duel to end all duels!!!"?

TheMidge28
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Um…I don't know…


do you mean John Cassavetes, greek american actor, screenwriter and director?

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I don't know who he is apart from looking him up on Wiki…


What is about poo that dogs love to roll in it?

Cthulhu
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Because dosen't everyone love to roll in their favorite food?

Why are there only about 10 people on DD that can spell "Cthulhu" correctly?

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Because we are bright and observant…or people miss spell it to piss you off.


Why are oranges called oranges?

Cthulhu
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Because when they were naming all the fruits and vegetables in the world, they saw the orange. It was the only orange there, so they just called it by its color.

Later, they saw the carrot.

"Awww, shit."

Funny?

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Yeah was even funnier when I saw Demetri Martin do it live!


Why do all the jocks from high school who beat up the geeks for playing D&D now play Fantasy Football?

Cthulhu
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Because they lail at fife.

Demitri Martin is hilarious. Agree?

Cthulhu
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Yes.

I hit prt scr. Now what?

TheMidge28
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Use MS paint and paste in then edit…you know the rest

Why do want to change your avatar?

Cthulhu
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I don't anymore…

Why didn't you relize the time that I posted that post?

TheMidge28
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Because time is manufactured.


Does it matter?

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nope.


Does this dress make me look fat?

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Yes.

How's the weather up there?

qdawg
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mostly cloudy with a few scattered showers.

Can you read minds?

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didi you say that…


…or think that?

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Both…at the same time.


Is this infected?

TheMidge28
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Yes…you might want to get that lanced.

are nerdsareinvading…my arse?

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no, no i dont believe so…



why?

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I….don't….know


Why does it hurt when I pee?

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Could be a number of things…


Have you been with any Albino Brazilian Hookers?

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