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i believe that is some symptom for some std…have you been…nevermind…

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I got it from the toilet seat.
I love Frank Zappa.
Is that ok?

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no…


if im not me who am i?

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Someone else

Where do the other socks go?

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up midges left nostril…

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Were was the question?

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There was none. nerdsareinvading was distracted.

Is Pancakes a canibal albino retard?

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Anythings possible.

How do set the clock on a VCR?

Bocaj
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Duck tape a the cheat to it.

Why is Y suck an ass whip to the other REAL vowels?

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Because it's a Y.


Am I really that stupid?

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Stupid is as stupid does.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Because you goto the bathroom two different ways,it becomes confusing.

Why paint something white then write on it in white?

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so it's invisable.


Kirk or Picard?

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Beats me…sounds screwy!


Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To create a lame joke that won't die.


What is the fifth element?

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Love


Have you ever seen the movie Amelie?

qdawg
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No


live free or die hard?

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Live free. Being killed as a rock is not the way to die.

Doom or Gloom?

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It's already killing you. It's just very, very slow.

Why are Trix only for kids?

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Maybe in Bizarro England

Will I ever stay around Drunk Duck?

veritan
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All you need is some duct tape.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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The gift of life

Should I go to sleep?

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Sleep…
nah.


Should I go to wake?

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