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i never likes them results they be givin me on those silly gereators… scallywags.

i usually goes with BLARRRR.

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I be Hobblin' Edgar Blythe!

Arrrg.

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ARRRR! I sailed in the drawer seas long ago me mate!
Yarrr- I totally pirated your TD thread. Yarrr!

sorry, I didn't check there.

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ARRRR! I sailed in the drawer seas long ago me mate!
Yarrr- I totally pirated your TD thread. Yarrr!

sorry, I didn't check there.

The boat o' the drawer be leagues better than this thar piece o' scrap ye call a vessel!

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Aaaarrr! I be Ambiguous Bella Bones!

Or if you use my real first name, Fineglin' Velma Teach! Aaarrrr!!!

Glarg
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Yarg! I be Captain Moldy Bones.

Fetch me a hearty glass o' Rum! I be drinking today till me liver implodes, Yarg!

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The captain's log:

March 1, 1848
You sail down the seas with 6 sails, 8 sets
of clothing, 160 bullets, 3 life boats, 2
masts, 3 cannons, 500
pounds of food, and $804.00 in booty.

March 4, 1848
You decided to fish.
You brought back 200 pounds of food.

March 13, 1848
You have reached the Big Blue.
You chose to anchor your vessel and rest.

March 17, 1848

You had a sail break but were able
to replace it from supplies.

March 19, 1848
You have reached Port Kearney.
You plundered 70 pounds of food at the port.
You decided to rest for 1 day.

March 25, 1848
You've lost the route.
You decided to fish.
You brought back 200 pounds of food.

April 6, 1848
You have reached Chimney Island.
You decided to rest for 1 day.

April 16, 1848
Wordsworth has a broken leg.
You have reached Port Laramie.

April 18, 1848
Maelstrom!
You took the wrong route.

April 25, 1848
Storm!

May 7, 1848
You have reached Independence Island.
You decided to rest for 1 day.

May 13, 1848
Wordsworth is well again.
You decided to plunder.
You brought back 200 pounds of booty.

May 24, 1848
You have reached Port Bridger.
You plundered 120 bullets, and 80 pounds of food.

June 2, 1848
Wordsworth has a broken arm.
No drinkable water.

June 7, 1848
No rum.

June 10, 1848
No rum for the crew.

June 12, 1848
No rum for the crew.

June 15, 1848
No rum.

June 17, 1848
A crew mate is sick.
No rum.

June 18, 1848
You decided to plunder.
You brought back 200 pounds of food.

June 20, 1848
JJ Oarsman is suffering from exhaustion.

June 21, 1848
B. Rowseat was bitten by a snake.

June 22, 1848
Saddlemaker was bitten by a shark.

June 24, 1848
You have reached Soda Springs.
You decided to rest for 2 days.

June 28, 1848
B. Rowseat got lost.
No rum for the crew.
You decided to plunder.
You brought back 200 pounds of food.

June 29, 1848
B. Rowseat is well again.
JJ Oarsman is well again.
Wordsworth is well again.

June 30, 1848
Saddlemaker is well again.

July 1, 1848
No rum.

July 4, 1848
You have reached Port Hall.

July 6, 1848
JJ Oarsman has a fever.

July 10, 1848
Bad rum.

July 13, 1848
Bad rum.
July 15, 1848
Heavy fog.
No rum.

July 16, 1848
JJ Oarsman is well again.

July 23, 1848
Heavy fog.

July 24, 1848
You have reached the Snake current Crossing.
You chose to have an Indian guide help you
cross the current.

July 25, 1848
You decided to plunder.
You brought back 200 pounds of food.

July 26, 1848
No rum.
Wordsworth has the measles.

July 29, 1848
Saddlemaker is well again.

July 30, 1848
Saddlemaker has a broken arm.

August 3, 1848
Wordsworth is well again.

August 6, 1848
You have reached Port Boise.
You plundered 300 pounds of food at the store.

August 8, 1848
JJ Oarsman was bitten by a shark.
Wordsworth is sick with Syphilis fever.

August 16, 1848
Wordsworth is well again.
August 17, 1848
JJ Oarsman is well again.
August 19, 1848
You decided to plunder.
You brought back 38 pounds of food.

August 25, 1848
Wordsworth was bitten by a shark.

August 26, 1848
JJ Oarsman has a fever.

September 2, 1848
Wordsworth is well again.

September 3, 1848
JJ Oarsman is well again.

September 6, 1848
Sddlemaker is well again.

You have reached Port Walla Walla.
You plundered 300 pounds of food at the store.

Heavy fog.

September 17, 1848
B. Rowseat has a broken arm.

September 23, 1848
Bad rum.

September 24, 1848
You decided to plunder.
You brought back 193 pounds of food.

October 2, 1848
A crew mate died.
Bad rum.

October 4, 1848
You have reached The Grand Line!

Cthulhu
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Yarrg…

Red Slayer, ye gave me a good chuckle!

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i never likes them results they be givin me on those silly gereators… scallywags.

i usually goes with BLARRRR.
I am in concurance! I comes up with me own pirate names and lets the lubbers have their generators! That bein' said I be Capn' Swabstick by name! Yaar!

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Alas, Pirate day be gone this day, fear not though….it shall return.

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Ok, Pirate day is over now so we can drop the "accent", but does anyone know what accent it actually is? I'm not sure, but I think it's from Cornwall… Anyone know if that's the case?

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Ok, Pirate day is over now so we can drop the "accent", but does anyone know what accent it actually is? I'm not sure, but I think it's from Cornwall… Anyone know if that's the case?
Off the top of my head, I'd say stereotypical pirate accents tend to resemble accents either from Cornwall, Wessex or Bristol, though they can also be based on Elizabethan-era English. Pirates in film, television and theatre are generally depicted as speaking English in a particular accent and speech pattern that sounds like a cross between a West country accent and an old English accent, similar to that of Robert Newton's performance as Long John Silver in the 1950 film Treasure Island. However, the characteristic speech patterns of fictional pirates appear to pre-date Newton's performance, for example in J. Warren Kerrigan's Irish-accented performance as Peter Blood in the 1924 film Captain Blood[verification needed].

It is unlikely that this was the case in real life, since, even though many English-speaking pirates sailed out of Bristol, they came from a wide variety of regional backgrounds, and pirates in general came from a wide variety of countries.

Totally pirated from Wikipedia!

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Spang is a pirate 365 days a year.

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Yar! I be Cap'n Vinny Hawkbill!

I say 'yar' alot in real life too :\

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I found a pic of a real pirate… He looks scary :(

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