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Badass Fighter

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 14, 2007

I don't know why, but I've had this idea in my head for a while.

Here's the scenario: You pick a character you find to be incredibly badass. You then have that badass duke it out against other badasses, or have them team up to discover why exactly they're in this situation in the first place.

Here are the few rules that apply to this game specifically:

1.) No Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris showed up, he'd own everyone instantly, and that wouldn't be fair.

2.) No ninja-pirates. See above for reasons why.

3.) While some of you consider Alucard(of Hellsing) to be the anime version of Chuck Norris, if he does show up, he'll be treated like any other badass.

4.) If your character dies, you can pick someone else. But, don't switch right away. Wait a while.

And the rules for other games also apply here.

To start: The characters chosen will appear in a mystic realm(think LOTR), full of castles, and mountains, and plains, and the like. If you choose to do so, you may go after the current King of Evil(there's some originality for ya) and save the realm. If not, just attack each other.

I'll start:

V suddenly appears in the middle of a giant plain.

V: …clearly, I am no longer in London.

Edit: Rule 5.) Don't pick the same character more than once. If a character shows up, don't pick that character. If your character dies, don't pick him/her again.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 15, 2007

Wesley apper in the ring
wesley:i dont think im in my comic anymore

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 15, 2007

Er, I meant characters from movies, TV, big comics and such. Not a character from your own comic.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 15, 2007

o…ok
shadow the hedgehog appers in the ring
shadow:..wtf

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

I accept your challenge! A level 60 Jolteon that, for some reason, can speak english.

Jolteon: I'm FREE!!! Free of that retarded Ash and his retarded freinds!!!

*A level 70 Geodude steps in front of Jolteon*

Jolteon:Aw, poopie.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

V: …..I must've been drugged, and dragged out into this area. That would explain why I can see a walking black hedgehog and a…….something.

*ponders*

V: The question, however, is why?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

*Kills the Geodude*
*walks up to V*

Jolteon:Excuse me, citizen, but do you happen to know where the Sinnoh region is?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

V: I am sorry, figment of my drugged imagination. I have never heard of such a place.

*looks around*

V: Although, it can't be as nice as this place is.

*horde of Orcs appear*

V: Perhaps I spoke too soon.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

*electricutes the orcs with Thunder shock or whatever it's called*

Jolteon: I am not a figment of any ones drugged imagination!!! I am a Jolteon! but, you can call me Jolt.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

*throws knifes at attacking Orcs*

V: My apologies, but I have never heard of such a…er…being, as a "Jolteon".

*dodges swinging blade, stabs attacker*

V: Nevertheless, it is my good honour to meet you, Jolt. I do not have a name, but you may call me V.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

shadow:ill handle the orcs CHAOS BLAST *shadow goes red and blow the orcs up*…my name is shadow. shadow the hedghog

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

Jolteon:It's nice to meet you both, but, I have to ask, what exactly is a "hedge hog"?

*Uses Pin Missile on three of the orcs*

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

shadow: k fine how about the ultimate life form *picks up a sword and uses homing attacks to kill the orcs* CHAOS CONTROL! *stops every thing in time except v and jolteon* shadow:OK NOWS OUR CHANCE KILL THEM *starts to slice the orcs with sword*

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

Jolteon:Cool! *uses Scratch on the orcs*

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

shadow:yea chaos control stops time fully *slices in orc* ok time to turn into…*all 7 chaos emeralds swirl around shadow and he transforms into hyper shadow* HYPER SHADOW [this echos loudly] CHAOS SPEAR *shoots arrow like spears at all the orcs and all of them die* ok their all gone CHAOS CONTROL *time is normal again* *turns back into normal shadow* ok now we need to find out where the hell we are

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

Jolteon:Well, it seems that we are in a clearing. Maeby, if we wander along*points to a path*that path, we'll find a person of this land that we can ask where we are.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

all right lets go..wait..maybe i can use chaos control to teleport back to where we belong *tries but cant* hmm. i can use it in here but i cant telport outta here well lets go *sees a car and hot wires it* hop on

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

Jolteon:Neat!

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 15, 2007

shadow:[in the car] well noone as far as the eye can see

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 16, 2007

V: Er…..am I the only one who finds a car in the middle of a plain to be strange?

*Orc tries to sneak up on V*

*V stabs him in the head*

V: There, that should be the last of them.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 16, 2007

Dark Link suddenly appears in a castle town.
DL: ok, so what weapons do I get this time, I better get the master sword.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 16, 2007

shadow:he welcome to….where ever this place is hop in the car
???:NO OYU DONT MORTALS HAHAHA *a dark form appers and it is mephiles the dark*
shadow: BUT ME SILVER AND SONIC KILLED YOU!

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 16, 2007

V: What in the world is going on?

*sees Mephiles*

V: This does not bode well.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 16, 2007

*trows a mini nuka at mephiles* *he blows up and dies* CURRRSE YOU SHADOOOOOOOOOWWWwwwww

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 16, 2007

*sees explosion*

V: …..was he normally that easy?

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