Thread "Calling all Australians!" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 22, 2010

I did my own google search to find the blaspheming website and it turns out I may be wrong too. Crikey is probably the more correct spelling… I am ashamed…

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 25, 2010

I did my own google search to find the blaspheming website and it turns out I may be wrong too. Crikey is probably the more correct spelling… I am ashamed…

And you call yourself Australian.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 25, 2010

I did my own google search to find the blaspheming website and it turns out I may be wrong too. Crikey is probably the more correct spelling… I am ashamed…
And you call yourself Australian.

Oh god it's true, it's all true…

And also Happy Australia Day, everyone!

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 25, 2010

And also Happy Australia Day, everyone!

What he said…

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 25, 2010

And also Happy Australia Day, everyone!

What he said…

Happy Australia day!

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 26, 2010

I'm Australian.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 26, 2010

I'm Australian. Do I get free Platinum Status for saying so?

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 26, 2010

Yes.

With platinum status you get a free emo haircut.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 26, 2010

happy aussie day. i'd like to thank aussieland for existing cuz we all know that if it wasnt there the world would be flat and we'd all just fall right the fuck off. so that you australia for making sure we're not dead in space.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 26, 2010

I'll second that, wearing a hat with corks hanging off:

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 27, 2010

Do I get something cool if I say I'm an Aussie?

maaaaate…
just BE cool an' yewl be tru blue… fair dinkum.
geeze…

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 28, 2010

I've just done a head count here and, strooth! There are 9 of us here on the forums. Fair dink, any more of us and it'll get chockers on this thread.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 28, 2010

Ozone, you better explain this ASAP >:-( NSFW words

Why in the world are you guys banning small breasts? All sizes need love :spin:

They should ban men with no pecs as well. I couldn't even go to the beach cause they might think I'm a bare chested underage male :(

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 28, 2010

I couldn't even go to the beach cause they might think I'm a bare chested underage male :(

Wait… what?
I thought you were! o_O

That link isn't loading :(

So I Googled it :)

…Apparently it's a hoax, or a beat-up, as explained here: LINK

Some political group called the "Sex Party", which is anti-censorship, made a very individual and pejorative interpretation of some censorship decisions on various hardcore porn films that were refused classification. The films in question had titles like "barely legal, just 18" or whatever.

The real issue is that Australian censorship on porn is astoundingly childish and draconian, so much so that the current government wants to censor the entire internet that ALL Australians see. Basically a child protection filter for the WHOLE country. Our government, though left wing, is run by a religious nutjob call Kevin Rud. -_-
He's a conservative in disguise.

Anyway, THAT is WAY more of a bigger issue than the made up thing about the teeny-titties… Which is why the Sexy Party made it up in the first place–> to draw attention to our silly ways :)

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 28, 2010

I am, but I don't want people to THINK it!!!

Ah, now I can report back to my video game board and tell them to not worry. You know how us video game ppl need that kind of stuff!

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 28, 2010

I am, but I don't want people to THINK it!!!

lol!

Heh, and report away. :)
The Aussie government thinks that children are the only people who all media products are intended for. People under 15 years of age make up less than 20% of the population here and yet the other 81% of us have to suffer. It is embarrassing. -_-

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 28, 2010

I am, but I don't want people to THINK it!!!
lol!

Heh, and report away. :)
The Aussie government thinks that children are the only people who all media products are intended for. People under 15 years of age make up less than 20% of the population here and yet the other 81% of us have to suffer. It is embarrassing. -_-

Yeah it sucks massive balls. I guess we'll have to start stock-piling porn. I mean I thought us Aussies are laid back about that stuff.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 28, 2010

I thought us Aussies are laid back about that stuff.

Since John Howard we now believe that porn turns all adults into pedophiles and all children into sex-maniac prostitutes.

I guess we'll have to start stock-piling porn.

It'll be like Fahrenheit 451 here soon, except with porn. lol!

We'll have an underground porn railroad.
Porn freedomfighters! :)