Thread "Church of the Goddess Munkee" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 16, 2009

It has finally come to your attention (due to my letting slip that I can make fish) that I am a goddess and should have a religion based around me.

However other people are making up the rules for my church and that isn't nice!

So the rule is, everyone gets ONE Favor. You can use your Favor to set a Tenet for my church. You can TRY and be as specific as you like with Tenets (ie, a requesst for choir girls, their ages looks and outfits) but if I think you are trying to be too greedy or weird I may not accept the full Tenet! No wishing for more wishes here. :] If your Tenet contradicts someone else's, then yours will be the new one and theirs will have gone away and they'll have to use another Favor to change it back. (Yes you can collect more Favors.)

Favors can be used for other things but I haven't decided what, make me an offer! For example: A special role in the church like Inquisitor or Divine Sushi Chef; burning a heretic; receipt of a relic of divine origin; etc.

You CAN sell your Favor to someone else for whatever price/action you see fit. If you sell your Favor to someone you have to say so in this thread so everyone knows.

You can also Win a Favor from me by giving me an offering I like. Offerings take the form of funny jokes, interesting web links that aren't viruses or screamers, jpgs dug up in Google, etc. So theoretically, you can have infinite Favors, though I'm guessing this won't be fun for that long. Offerings can be posted in this thread or PQed to me if you're one of those shy worshippers or have a lot of them.

You can use a Favor to gain a church role (like High Priest)- no positions are for life, someone can come along and replace you! New roles will be added (if accepted) as people request them. However I will be the one to set the special privileges!

High Priest/ess
Special privileges of the High Priest/ess:
- 10 Favors (which he may use him/herself or give away in any way s/he sees fit). If not used during the term as HP, they are lost.
- The role of interpreting miracles and commandments
- The High Priest/ess cannot accept proposed Tenets, however, they can interpret already-accepted Tenets
- Fancy outfit
- Invulnerable to fire (granted for life)

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 16, 2009

OH great Munkee!
As your most devoted servant I humbly beg but one favour:
That you grant this lowly worm, who is barely fit to be seen in the presence of one as exalted and magisterial as yourself, the position of High Priest, so that I may better serve, show my devotion and provide an example for others.

This I humbly beg.

Blessed is the Fish-Maker.
So it is written.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 16, 2009

OK you got it! Now all we need are followers!

Edit: This is a pretty informal church so no-one has to wear a dress on Sundays or use the business style when writing letters. However people might think you are classy if you do.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 16, 2009

*sacrifices a goat*
bring me a picture of a blond, blue eyed woman.
oh great sage googler

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 16, 2009

You got it backwards man, you can give me a google picture (or other stuff) and if I like it, I grant you something you ask for!

Unless you really want to sacrifice a goat for a picture of a blonde?

Edit: Timezones are working against me. OK, like all dieties, I can't pay attention all the time (to what? you say. Nothing is going on!) so I'm going someplace mysterious and divine for 8 hours and definitely NOT to sleep. But the goddess is watching wooOOOooo! Meanwhile she hopes you can manage on your own and not cause too much world-melting chaos or let Oz's power go too much to his head. Or maybe you should? At 7am GMT… she will return! To grant Favors requested in her absence and stuff! (Oz, you are in charge while I'm gone, try not to have anyone killed or stuff.)