Thread "CURSES!!!!! Curse the person above you!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 18, 2008

I curse you to suck at video games and drawing comics!!!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 1, 2008

I curse you to be a different numbered member!
You are NOW member #666!

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 4, 2008

I curse you to be an adminstrator for DruckDuck.
Hahahaha!! Now, you'll have many people coming to you explaining what problem they are having on this site.

(oh yeah, I'm bad)

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 30, 2008

May you own a thousand houses, with a thousand rooms in each house, and a thousand beds in each room, and each morning you should wake up in a different bed, in a different room, in a different house, and you should walk down a different staircase, to a different car, driven by a different chauffeur who should drive you to a different doctor…and he shouldn't know what's wrong with you either.

THat's right, I have sophisticated curses!

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 1, 2008

I curse you to forever dwell in the thousand miseries from the tears of the fallen angels, cast over the eternal abyss of the unborn sins. May you get everything you deserve there in that endless void of suffering and drowning toil.

EDIT: did I win?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 2, 2008

I curse you never winning

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 12, 2008

I curse you, with the Unspeakable curse, an evil and hated curse, a curse so dispicable that even The GLaD that Dos cannot say it, that even the most mosterous and hated pipline would recoil in fear from the very thought of hearing it…

I…
i… curse… yooooooou…..
TO LIVE FOREVER, WITHOUT CAKE!!!!

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 12, 2008

OH GOD *throws up blood*

you son of a bitch…can't live without cake….before I die….I curse you with

with……

Never ending hunger! no matter how much you eat you'll never be full! you'll eat yourself into oblivion!

BLERGH!*falls over die from lack of cake*

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 12, 2008

I curse you with you being waist deep in …OH GOD! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !POOP! ! !

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 12, 2008

The curse of Newcaslte upon you!

MAY YOU FALL INTO A NETTLE PATCH!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 13, 2008

I curse you with Star Wars,you are now in a chamber with the Raincore

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 14, 2008

… isn't it Rancor?

anyway,time for an age old irish curse…

The death of kittens upon you! they will CUTE you to death!

…or somthing… shulda thought that one thru…

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 15, 2008

I curse you ugly untalented children.

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 16, 2008

I curse you with living with my cousine….you're screwed

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 20, 2008

well I curse you with…dun dun DUN!!!!

The curse of weakens and a loud mouth, you'll get your ass kicked every day!

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 21, 2008

I curse you with squirrels with rabies

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 21, 2008

I curse you with the incessant need to speak only of your latest bowel movement.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 22, 2008

I curse you with people who only speak with really really big words you can't understand.

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 22, 2008

I curse you with being the age of Twixenteen!

that number doesn't exist and neither do you!

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 23, 2008

I curse you with disney movies

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 23, 2008

i curse you with a neverending WEDGIE!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 23, 2008

I curse you with PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME!

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 24, 2008

I curse you with cole on Christmas

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 24, 2008

i curse you to be the mayor of loserville

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 24, 2008

I curse you with living with my sister