Thread "CURSES!!!!! Curse the person above you!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

Come and play the Cursing game.

Rules are simple just curse the person above you.
Ex. I Curse you with five years of WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Be funny and enjoy!!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

I curse you with… (dramatic pause) IMMORTALITY! You are cursed to forever walk the world, unable to die, watching as all of your friends die, unable to take your own life! You will live for all of eternity and beyond, even past the end of time! You will float in nothingness, the last living creature ever! Poor bastard.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

But for being the first one to respond to this, I curse you with random furry animals stealing your art supply!!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

Bastard! That was the pencil that I graduated with!

You are cursed with a… (dramatic pause) CHOCOLATE BODY! You have to eat YOURSELF!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

OH GOD!!!
I'M SO TASTY!!!

I curse you with weather that rains monkeys!!

(We need more people)

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

Ah! That monkey has a gun! Shit!

I curse you with infinaye 4-kids dubbed anime! (only one I like is Sonic X, and they coulda done better!)

People oughta start comin', since I used to be very popular.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 26, 2008

You're Cursed with annoying morals from the jedi and dumbledore

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 26, 2008

Really? Well, you're cursed with disentigrating balls!

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 26, 2008

I curse you with butthole cancer!! You will never sit down again!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

I curse you with the itch that you can't reach!!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

I curse you with the reach you can't itch!!

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

I curse you with attacking fan girls!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (wait that's not bad.)

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

I curse you with a leg cramp!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

I curse your gun to malfunction!!

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 27, 2008

I surse you with… ETERNAL BOREDOM! Nothin' will ever be fun again for you!

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 28, 2008

I curse you with words.
CURSE WORDS. YOU SNIVELLING LITTLE SHIT.
>:)

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 28, 2008

I curse you to an eternal burp

Have fun dieing of sufocation. >:)

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 28, 2008

I curse you to be in the room with the burp.

Have fun dying of the horrid smell. >:)

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 29, 2008

I curse myself with no sense of smell

(the rules don't say any thing about cursing yourself) >:)

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 29, 2008

(the rules don't say any thing about cursing yourself) >:)

Rules are simple just curse the person above you.

I curse you with the never ending urge to break the rules.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 29, 2008

(the rules don't say any thing about cursing yourself) >:)
Rules are simple just curse the person above you.
I curse you with the never ending urge to break the rules.

I wass cursed with that a long time ago

I curse you with an thought of an old lady in a thong

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 3, 2008

I curse you with no one reading your comics.

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 6, 2008

I curse you to have a lion bite your snake's head off.

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 10, 2008

I CURSE YOUR MASK TO BE TOO TIGHT!!

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 17, 2008

I curse you to shed your skin endlessly for all of eternity…or until you die…whichever comes first.