Advertise with us

Moonlight meanderer
kitty17
kitty17
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/11/2007
Posted at

What the heck is up with my arm…?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

What the heck is up with my arm…?

We took a bite out of it. we were hungry.

Next Question Please.

kitty17
kitty17
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/11/2007
Posted at

Pepsi or Coke?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Pepsi or Coke?


RootBeer.

Next Question Please.

ZeroVX
ZeroVX
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
05/28/2006
Posted at

Which Root Beer? Barq's or A&W?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Which Root Beer? Barq's or A&W?

Barq's
its the one with bite.


Next Question Please.

Posted at

Can I smell your hair?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Can I smell your hair?

Seek professional help. NOW!

Next Question Please.

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Why does no one love me? :cry:

It's because you…. well imagine a pound old cheese eaten by a skunk, thrown up then eaten again, then excreted. to sum it up. you smell of that defecation's excrement.

that or no one has seen that magical something about you.
But we're pretty sure its the first thing.

Next Question Please.

Posted at

is this you?

Krensada
Krensada
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
03/07/2006
Posted at

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

is this you?

No We are Us.

Next Question Please.


How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

257 give or take a lick. it all depends on saliva to tung Ratio.

Next Question Please.

Posted at

do you often misspell tongue?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

do you often misspell tongue?


All the damn time.

Next Quetion Please.

Posted at

Can I set your house on fire?

kitty17
kitty17
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/11/2007
Posted at

Where am I?

Krensada
Krensada
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
03/07/2006
Posted at

Is that your final answer?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Can I set your house on fire?

Yes, but only if your locked in the bathroom.

Next question Please.

Where am I?

A place with a computer.

Next question Please.

Is that your final answer?

It never is.

Next question Please.

Krensada
Krensada
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
03/07/2006
Posted at

Are you a fan of Predator?

Jenia
Jenia
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
09/04/2007
Posted at

I have many questions.

-By Jimney, how many of you are in there?

-If I steal your cold hot cola reserve and replace it with russian boar extract, would you notice?

-Does my avatar seem emo?

-Do colors matter?

-Would you like some cookies?

-Why is the duck green?

-If I can prove that any number equals any number as long as infinity exists, does this mean cilinder hats should only be worn with monocles while eating peanuts?

-Can I have your ears?

-Assuming I demand a missle which can blow a hole in the surface of the sun, what are the chances of me getting a "free legion of scientists" coupon?

-If I make a ray to turn all tacos into grape-tasting gelatin, will you turn the oceans into iron towels?

-If I declare that when people die they become gods regardless of karma, how many people will commit suicide?

-If last year my cult had 3 members, how many hairballs will a flying cow cough up in the next hour?

-If being dirtied makes me lucky, will cleaning myself mean forfeiting all bonuses and benefits?

-Why am I asking so many questions when I can be working?

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Are you a fan of Predator?


The Predators are fans of US!

Next Question Please.

I have many questions.

-By Jimney, how many of you are in there?

-If I steal your cold hot cola reserve and replace it with russian boar extract, would you notice?

-Does my avatar seem emo?

-Do colors matter?

-Would you like some cookies?

-Why is the duck green?

-If I can prove that any number equals any number as long as infinity exists, does this mean cilinder hats should only be worn with monocles while eating peanuts?

-Can I have your ears?

-Assuming I demand a missle which can blow a hole in the surface of the sun, what are the chances of me getting a "free legion of scientists" coupon?

-If I make a ray to turn all tacos into grape-tasting gelatin, will you turn the oceans into iron towels?

-If I declare that when people die they become gods regardless of karma, how many people will commit suicide?

-If last year my cult had 3 members, how many hairballs will a flying cow cough up in the next hour?

-If being dirtied makes me lucky, will cleaning myself mean forfeiting all bonuses and benefits?

-Why am I asking so many questions when I can be working?

In order. *deep inhaile*

-More than you think.

-YES!

- no just Inverted.

- Only Black, Green purple and Yellow.

- Only if they are Doom flavord.

- He drank to much.

- depends on migratory patterns.

- Only if we can take your soul.

- good if you act now and pay the 8% APR with the Evil scienist starter kit.

- No but a hord of Demons will turn you Inside out.

- Canada.

- 1

- only on a leap year.

- Cuz you want a Litte PIGGY!
*Large Exhaile*

Next Question Please.

Dark Clown
Dark Clown
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
02/28/2007
Posted at

Would you be kind enough to send me some cold hot cola?

Yes, Yes we would. but replace the word Kind, with "Extremely Violent". and then after Cola add, "In the most Evil way imaginable".
(BTW love the Avatar ^^)


Next Question Please.

vgman
vgman
status:
offline
posts:
199
joined:
10/04/2006
Posted at

My sister has an irritating and controlling boy friend. What do I do?

Advertise with us

Moonlight meanderer

DDComics is community owned.

The following patrons help keep the lights on. You can support DDComics on Patreon.