My sister has an irritating and controlling boy friend. What do I do?
Offer Beer, then… KILL HIM!
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Why have you ceaced stalking us? The only one of the seven who saw you around was the second and she is delusional.
How do I get rid of grasshoppers, fast?
Can you speak Orzese?
Do you do the Dakdaklakpak?
How many of you are in there, exactly?
Did your clock reset?
What are your thoughts on… Scratch that - what are your thoughts?
Can two megalomaniacs coexist?
Can two madmen coexist?
Can two mad megalomaniacs coexist?
How would you define 'the human'?
Why do you never pretend to be normal?
If I say that evil is not absolute and that saving life is evil, will you still murdur people?
Note that, depending on your answer to the last question, something fun might happen.
Would you be Extremely Violent enough to send me some cold hot cola in the most Evil way imaginable?
(I like the avatar too)
Yes, Yes we can.
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Would ya make mine a double? On the rocks.
Sure you better like limestone cuz we are all out of Lava rocks.
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lolwut?
Indeed.
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Have you tried the box?
Yes, we like the Triangle better. Sharper taste.
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Strike One!
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Why have you ceaced stalking us? The only one of the seven who saw you around was the second and she is delusional.
How do I get rid of grasshoppers, fast?
Can you speak Orzese?
Do you do the Dakdaklakpak?
How many of you are in there, exactly?
Did your clock reset?
What are your thoughts on… Scratch that - what are your thoughts?
Can two megalomaniacs coexist?
Can two madmen coexist?
Can two mad megalomaniacs coexist?
How would you define 'the human'?
Why do you never pretend to be normal?
If I say that evil is not absolute and that saving life is evil, will you still murdur people?
Note that, depending on your answer to the last question, something fun might happen.
-We have not stopped; you just can't see us when we are watching you. >3
-A 10 megaton Bomb.
-We can if we wanted to.
-We rather do the Plakalaka.
-Too many.
-NEVER!
-You don't want to know.
-Yes
-Also Yes.
-a vary, maybe, no.
-Virus, cancer, waist of carbon, Blight upon the earth, stupid, mortal, Food.
-Why pretend to be something we are not.
-Every chance we got. For us it's not about evil, it's about having fun.
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Disco or Breakdancing?
MOSH PIT SLAM DANCING!
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Strike Two!
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This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You…. Can't…. Kill….. My…. Mind!
A man delivered, Can never make his way in Darkness.
I know tonight will end, But I wont give this life away again.
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Strike three! DIE!!!!!
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More question…
Why have you ceaced stalking us? The only one of the seven who saw you around was the second and she is delusional.
How do I get rid of grasshoppers, fast?
Can you speak Orzese?
Do you do the Dakdaklakpak?
How many of you are in there, exactly?
Did your clock reset?
What are your thoughts on… Scratch that - what are your thoughts?
Can two megalomaniacs coexist?
Can two madmen coexist?
Can two mad megalomaniacs coexist?
How would you define 'the human'?
Why do you never pretend to be normal?
If I say that evil is not absolute and that saving life is evil, will you still murdur people?
Note that, depending on your answer to the last question, something fun might happen.
-We have not stopped; you just can't see us when we are watching you. >3
-A 10 megaton Bomb.
-We can if we wanted to.
-We rather do the Plakalaka.
-Too many.
-NEVER!
-You don't want to know.
-Yes
-Also Yes.
-a vary, maybe, no.
-Virus, cancer, waist of carbon, Blight upon the earth, stupid, mortal, Food.
-Why pretend to be something we are not.
-Every chance we got. For us it's not about evil, it's about having fun.
There are so many holes in there I can't even begin to number them… No wait, yes I can.
-If that is so, how come the second of seven saw you?
-And if you do not have monkeys available?
-In that case, tell me where do those who are jumping in front of heavy space in pepper parties and dance with fingers live. Where do they live? Yes, this one answer counts :p
-The plakalaka is not seventy to the power of two. Dakdaklakpak, however, is. Respect the flaining bot or break it, I say. Do you even know that it is friends with many fingers?
-Exactly. Numbers please. Not words. Numbers. How many of you are in there?
-Does that mean you skip on daylight savings?
-Yes, we do. Otherwise we wouldn't be asking. If the puny humans cannot take it, cypher it into pig latin. Or orzese. Or doomwords, if it comes to it.
-Why?
-Why?
-Again, why?
-You forgot the second most important property of the human. But otherwise you are pretty much dead on… Can you guess what that means?
-Because it allows you to understand that which you are not which aids in controlling that which you are not. Am I wrong?
-In that case, you are in my green list of empowerment. The day I shall devour the souls of men will be the day I give you extra powers which surely you do not yet possess (otherwise you would not be going on a forum). How does that sound?
There are so many holes in there I can't even begin to number them… No wait, yes I can.
-If that is so, how come the second of seven saw you?
-And if you do not have monkeys available?
-In that case, tell me where do those who are jumping in front of heavy space in pepper parties and dance with fingers live. Where do they live? Yes, this one answer counts :p
-The plakalaka is not seventy to the power of two. Dakdaklakpak, however, is. Respect the flaining bot or break it, I say. Do you even know that it is friends with many fingers?
-Exactly. Numbers please. Not words. Numbers. How many of you are in there?
-Does that mean you skip on daylight savings?
-Yes, we do. Otherwise we wouldn't be asking. If the puny humans cannot take it, cypher it into pig latin. Or orzese. Or doomwords, if it comes to it.
-Why?
-Why?
-Again, why?
-You forgot the second most important property of the human. But otherwise you are pretty much dead on… Can you guess what that means?
-Because it allows you to understand that which you are not which aids in controlling that which you are not. Am I wrong?
-In that case, you are in my green list of empowerment. The day I shall devour the souls of men will be the day I give you extra powers which surely you do not yet possess (otherwise you would not be going on a forum). How does that sound?
-She is delusional.
-Chicken' Stew.
-second door on the right, and straight on till midnight.
-why yes We did order the Mix bag cocktail.
-2 many
-never hurd of it
-Nostrum sententia es ut of Putus Malum, orsa procul valde vulgus ut is orbis terrarium. Tantum ut vos agnosco is , mos vos agnosco Nos.
-Cuz we said so
-Why not
-What (ever) may
-We are that who is eternal.
-Yes.
-Tis but an empty promise for We Will rule this and all worlds. Across all reality.
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Do you know that the box is the only thing that can save you from a fiery damnation?
not true. the fuzzy puppy can.
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We should we care?
To whence are we responsible and account to if we should die, that we fear death so?
No realy. Your gonna Die anyway.
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Do you like sprites?
Yes, deep fried and smothered in hot sauce.
I almost forgot about this.
Die Vile birds!
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you really are evil…..
:evil:
Yes, Yes we are.
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If I "acidentally" (I fail at spelling) stab someone on this forum would you eat the remains?
You bet.
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