Thread "Desert Island Adventure" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

This is one great grate!

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

Lawlz

Use cellphone

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

You pull your cell phone out (and wonder where on your person you have been keeping it) and attempt to dial 9-1-1. Of course, after you do so you realize you have a really shitty cell phone, and no reception.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

Download the v1.3 patch, which introduces a Strength/Brawn stat.

After the patch has been downloaded:

OPEN GRATE.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

After downloading v.1.3 patch, you have gained the following new abilities:

Brawn:
|—————-

However, you are far too weak to break any steel bars!
You do, however, smell like sewage now.

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

do pushups

Posted at 11:08PM, Aug. 30, 2007

Construct coconut bra.

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

(freux, with only one half of a coconut, a bra would not work… unless you only had one boob…but its a guy…)

configure cellphone wires so that the grate works as an extended antenna, also touching other potential metal innerds of the building, thus making the building into one huge ass antenna…

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

You decide you've been looking rather pudgy lately and feel like a few pro-style push-ups. Of course, you can never expect to gain any muscle mass in such a short amount of time, seeing as how this isn't "Rocky."

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

configure cellphone wires so that the grate works as an extended antenna, also touching other potential metal innerds of the building, thus making the building into one huge ass antenna…

Using your hulking man-muscles you attempt to rip the cell phone open, aiming to get at it's steely, electrical innards of which you seek.

Success! However, you are displeased to find that the entire phone is filled with sand and nothing more. That explains the chaffing.

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Think to yourself: what would McGyver do?

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Dig.

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

put the coconut half up your shirt and pretend to be a one-lopsided-boobed lady and go knock on the front door - HARD.

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Wait until the guy you knocked out regains conciousness and then ask him 'what the fuck is going on?'. He won't be out for that long, it was only half a coconut.

P.S. I love this game. is this what a pen and paper rpg is that you mentioned in that beautiful colour strip you did before? I love this because it reminds me of lost, and i know that recently you (allan) have joined the lost junkies club.

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

On your way back to the door you notice a large crate floating
ashore.

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

make a treehouse, like the one from Robinson Crusoe, that would be awesome

then rock out

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Think to yourself: what would McGyver do?

You begin to cry as you realize that Macgyver would probably just call his Agent and tell him to cancel the TV-Shoot.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Dig.

Using all your muscles, you begin to dig in a random place in the dirt.

Realizing this is stupid, you build a sand castle instead–one with a little moat and a stick for a flag! Wow!

However, this moat reminds you of your current situation, and you begin to cry.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

put the coconut half up your shirt and pretend to be a one-lopsided-boobed lady and go knock on the front door - HARD.

You're not even sure you're wearing a shirt?

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

make a treehouse

Rather than just sit around and wait for impossibilities to happen, you take all your contraction expertise and set to work at building the best damn tree house you can… in the best damn tree you can find!

Your mood is offset when you realize you suck at building, and you only have 1/2 a coconut, and a sand-filled cell phone.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Recall where stick was found.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Throw rock at door handle in attempt to break it.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Recall where stick was found.

You recall your incandescent youth, whenst you would marvel at the incandescent beauty of trees.

You then remember seeing a stick wash up on a shore.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 31, 2007

Throw rock at door handle in attempt to break it.

You gather the rock you had been secretly keeping in your mouth for all this time and prepare yourself for knocking this handle off this door… and knocking it hard.

*WATHAMPH!*

Success! You knock the handle clear off the door knob and the other pieces make a soft metal clank inside the building. Peering through all you can see is darkness… SPOOKY darkness!

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 31, 2007

Look around the coconut tree for some sticks and leaves you can use to make a fire, and thus a crude torch with which to see in the darkness. :D