Thread "Desert Island Adventure" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 2, 2007

find the guy previous and smack him around with the coconut…

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

look around the room…

This is pretty much it…

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

wear the half coconut as a hat for protection and its stylish!

Look out Calvin Klein!

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

pick up the key sitting there on the floor, and look for a door lock it'll work with…

(and is that some sort of gun sitting next to it???)

(and for the next one)

push button(s)…

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Go up to door.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Look out the window and scream "who the hell threw this?!" and wave the coconut half

You can't wave the half, because you're currently wearing it, but you yell and point nonetheless. Your yells affect no one.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

push button(s)…

They were cameras, and they seem to have been figments of your imagination.

pick up the key sitting there on the floor, and look for a door lock it'll work with…

The key has vanished! Where could it have gone??

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Oh, there it is.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

pick up the gun and shoot the key…

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

That's blood, silly.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Follow key

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

You skip after the key gaily, giggling and laughing all the while! What a fun trip this is!

Oh no! The key jumped out a barred window into an unknown room below! Poo!

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Well follow it silly.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Well follow it silly.

You'd LOVE to follow the key, however, there are bars blocking your way!

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Headbutt the bars with your new super special awesome coconut hat in an attempt to break them! After all, it is one hard coconut!

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

look for another gateway to through the bars or go back down to the door and see whats so amazing

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

If headbutting fails, look around in your inventory or space around you for something you can use to rip off or file down the bars. Or something.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Check around room for other doorways

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Check the other doors but skip while you do it.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Headbutt the bars with your new super special awesome coconut hat in an attempt to break them! After all, it is one hard coconut!

Success! You have bent the bars far enough apart that maybe a smaller man could fit himself through them!

Of course, you are now, also, dead.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

Restart from save point.

You saved when you downloaded that patch…right?

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

If last action isn't valid, turn into a zombie.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

The door slowly begins to swing open, ka-thunkings going on all over the place…

What you see inside totally shocks and amazes you!

As the loud, ka-thunking door finishes swinging open you can get a better view of what's inside, so you're not quite as shocked…

There, what looks like a story or two above you, you see what looks to be a coconut wedged between two steel bars, bent apart so that perhaps you could fit through! The coconuts also seem to be leaking dark liquid.

Also, underneath all the trouble one or two stories above you, you spy a simple key, lying there on the ground! Oh joyous day!

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

take the key…

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 2, 2007

^Take the key and examine the liquid a bit more. after finding out what it is, scream like a little girl and run around a bit.