Thread "Do you have a favorite quote or catch phrase?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 24, 2009

one in my common vocabulary that would be of great exclamation in reference to an occurance that would not be of my preference; "Dick in my face!"

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 24, 2009

I wouldn't say I have a catchphrase, but I DO often use some of my lamer statements a bit longer than is really necisary, so it's become like, my shtick, or something.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 24, 2009

"I'll tell you in another life. When we are both cats" (Vanilla Sky)

"Eat me pineapple square today"

"poop de poop poop poop"

"I gots the not-particularly-happies today"

"I'm broken"

"awesome sauce"

"penis pie" (don't ask)

"nfmhgrmifnifnif…"

"potato potato potato"

"I'ma aeroplane! I make aeroplane like noises. aeroplane aeroplane aeroplane…"

"I'ma _____! I make _____ like noises. ______ ______ ______…"

And that's just to name a few…

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 24, 2009

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 24, 2009

"What you want most in life is meaningless. Because after I or someone very similar to myself has set you on fire, regardless of whatever you previously wanted, it will now be water."

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 25, 2009

"Any dude can be a brah, but it takes a MAN to be a bro. Yo." Heh.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 25, 2009

"cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head"

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 25, 2009

I like to say "Thank goodness you're here!" as a greeting.

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 26, 2009

I like to say "Thank goodness you're here!" as a greeting.
Interesting. Could go either way. Very interesting.

I just say "G'day". Always have. In highschool my social studies teacher mused to the class that the reason I did that was because I couldn't remember people's names. How right he was!
I still can't. My brain can't come up with the name fast enough, or with any silly wordy greeting, so I just say "G'day".

You see you don't have to say someone's name with G'day, but if you say "Hi" or "Hello" or something similar it sounds pretty rude if you don't say their name as well. Unless you tack on something like "sexy", "ugly", "beautiful" etc, but that's too much work, especially in the morning. -_-

I can't remember names either so I just say, "Hey" whiling rasing my hand at them. Its a friendly greeting that has infected a good many of my friends.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 31, 2009

Here's another one that I have as one of my signatures in another forum…

"In the beginning, there was nothing. In the end, there'll be nothing."

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 31, 2009

"Go team me!"
"Go team *insert name*!"
"Not *insert name*!"

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 31, 2009

normal favs-
"rawr rawr rawr she bear, i don't understand a word you're saying"
"feel the happy"
"hm"
"it's a mystery"
"i know"
"basically…"
"yay for tuesday!"

angry favs-
"you'll get yours"
"hm"

too tired to remember english or any other language favs-
"goophum tes" (translates somewhat into go away)
"kata" (translates into attack)
"hmn" (translates into hm)

Posted at 9:10PM, Oct. 31, 2009

Hahaha, what?

"There are 11 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

More like "10".

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 1, 2009

"It's made from apples. Well, mostly apples."

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 1, 2009

"Have fun!" As a parting line, or words of encouragement, or any other situation that seems aproperate.
I picked up "what the dickens" as an alternate to other expressions of surprise that I can not use at work.

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 1, 2009

Me: "Hey, guy!"

Guy: "What's the deal?"

Me: "Gee, I don't know. I was just wondering… DID YOU STEAL MY SHOES!?"

Guy: "No, man! I swear!"

Me: "Liar!"

Guy: "No, wait! I can explain!"

Me: "I'm going to punch you right in your face!" *punches guy in face*

Guy: "BLAARGH! No, stop! I think I'm going to throw up!"

Me: "Good! It will be a fitting punishment!" *punches guy in face again*

Guy: "BLAARGH! I'm gonna throw up! I'M GONNA THROW UP!!! *vomits blood all over himself*

Me: "Via con dios, perro estupido." *bashes the guy's head in with a claw hammer*

Bystander: "What in God's name have you done? I saw everything. You won't get away with this."

Me: "Won't I? REEEOOOOAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Bystander: "NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!" *curls up into a fetal position and dies from a massive heart attack*

Me: "Ha ha ha! Well, I guess what they say about sticking your hand inside a camel's ass is true – I am hungry!"

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 1, 2009

"Gotta stay classy!" usually after saying something completely off color.

"God fuck me!" when I'm really pissed.

"I don't give a fuck, I really don't." to just about anyone trying to explain something I honestly don't give a flying shit about.

"Wow…I wouldn't mind breaking that…" about a female.

"Go fuck yourself." is a common one, too.

—
Oh, while not what I'm proud of:

"Hey, I need someone to talk to for a bit…" followed by them rambling on about something and then they go to hang up or leave, to which they get all apologetic and say sorry for talking so long and then asking if I want to talk about my problem later, to which I reply, "I guess it wasn't that fucking important, now is it. Don't worry about it."

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 2, 2009

bros before hoes

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 4, 2009

Angry favs

"I'll smack you upside the head."
"I'll smack you upside the head with a fluffy cat."
"BULL!"
"I'll shove this cat where the sun dosn't shine."

You can tell I have alot of cats and I know how to use them.

Posted at 1:11AM, Nov. 4, 2009

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

- Mitch Hedberg.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

I say some stuff,that are usually exclaimed,in a very neutral way. Like "Ow."
I also swear a lot and usually say cookies without a reason.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

Forgot "For the love of Mike!" is one I use a lot.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

It's not a favourite, but it's definitely something funny…

* In an electronics store in Glasgow in which a display has a woman sniffing a thick towel that looked like a carpet swatch*
Me (17): HEY DAD, SHE'S SNIFFING CARPET! LOOK DAD, LOOK! LOOK AT THE LADY SNIFFING CARPET, THE DAFTY!
Dad: Shhh. Don't shout that out loud.
Me: *Confused* Why?
Dad: *Whispering* That's what lesbians do.

As for something I've heard recently (Well for the third time. But it was this week I saw it the 3rd time.) that's funny…

Kevin Bridges:
A seen a sign sayin' "Have you seen this man?". So a phoned up. An' a said "Naw."

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

I'm a big fan of this one from P J O'Rourk.

â€œThe weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.â€

It seems like good advice to live to.

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

My favourite quote is by the genius Douglas Adams: Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

That and a recent saying from one of Canada's Worst Drivers when he burned out the transmission on a stick-shift car: IT SMELLS LIKE BURNING BABIES!

Lol I love that show.