Thread "Do you have a favorite quote or catch phrase?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

My favourite quote is by the genius Douglas Adams: Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

That and a recent saying from one of Canada's Worst Drivers when he burned out the transmission on a stick-shift car: IT SMELLS LIKE BURNING BABIES!

Lol I love that show.

Great… you just had me looking up the show on YouTube. Too bad they don't show it around here. But maybe I can pitch the idea to a certain radio station and they can make a local show like it (we have a ton of bad drivers here… and lots of them end up dying on the road). We call them "bonehead drivers"… :)

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 4, 2009

"The green one's nice"

"As the inkeeper said to Mary and Joseph- '**** you AND the donkey you rode in on!'"

"**** yourself sideways with a bent pole"

"Jebus ******* Christ!"

"hmm, what do I have to do now…?"

Posted at 2:11AM, Nov. 5, 2009

Kevin Bridges:
A seen a sign sayin' "Have you seen this man?". So a phoned up. An' a said "Naw."

Hamish and Andy (these Australia radio show hosts) do this section where they call up people in the newspaper (the people are looking for something so they post it in the newspaper) and Ham and Ando tell them that they don't have what they're lookin' for. It's pretty funny.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 5, 2009

"The green one's nice"

Thanks for the compliment :D

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 5, 2009

"The green one's nice"
Thanks for the compliment :D

Don't flatter yourself. *Rolls eyes*

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 5, 2009

Kevin Bridges:
A seen a sign sayin' "Have you seen this man?". So a phoned up. An' a said "Naw."

Hamish and Andy (these Australia radio show hosts) do this section where they call up people in the newspaper (the people are looking for something so they post it in the newspaper) and Ham and Ando tell them that they don't have what they're lookin' for. It's pretty funny.

I was going to change my mind and go for his description of Edinburgh in five words as "England Wif Tartan Gift Shops" but I changed my mind last minute.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 5, 2009

Great… you just had me looking up the show on YouTube. Too bad they don't show it around here. But maybe I can pitch the idea to a certain radio station and they can make a local show like it (we have a ton of bad drivers here… and lots of them end up dying on the road). We call them "bonehead drivers"… :)

You can watch it here: http://www.discoverychannel.ca/Showpage.aspx?sid=12914

If you can't find it on youtube :)

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 5, 2009

When shit hits the fan "Interesting," or "Well fuck." Every now and again I'll let slip with a "What the, mother, peice of, son of a-" I also say "the cake is a lie" and whenever anyone says "I've got a question," I say "42."

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 18, 2009

"When life hands you lemons, tell life to go fuck itself!"
"I'm not an angry person, I just cant stand all the stupid people around me."
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Buddy"
"Good golly miss molly"
"But masta! you said I could be the ___ one!"
"Don't anger my robots"

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 18, 2009

"There's no i in team, but there's an i in WIN."

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 18, 2009

FIDO. Fuck it, drive on.

Live fast, strike hard!

Improvise, overcome, adapt.

The only thing a man should take seriously is the fact that nothing is to be taken seriously.
- Samuel Butler

Always do right; it gratifys some people and amazes the rest.
- Mark Twain

Now dat's da funniest thing I ever hoid.
-Groucho Marx and Bugs Bunny

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 19, 2009

I don't have any superbly wonderful catch phrases. I've had moments here and there though:

"Don't fuck with me about grammar, I'm an English Major"

I typically just say "Awesome Sauce" in response to anything that makes me smile.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 19, 2009

"For cryin' out loud." is a fairly common one.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 19, 2009

"Settle for what you get but first ask for the world."
"Oh crap." -Me (not really but I use it all the time)
"According to society, I'm an activist." -Me
"I have the heart of a small boy. It lies in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King
"If Chuck Norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars, Chuck Norris would soon have 10 dollars and you would be bleeding out your-" -Me

And before I go off in a random fleet of Chuck Norris jokes I'll stop there.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 23, 2009

"I'm an Athiest"
"Moo"

Maybe something else.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 30, 2009

"Fear not, mortal. Death can not banish you from the universe." - Ben Franklin

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. "- Albert Einstein

â€œWhoso would be a man would be a nonconformistâ€ - Ralph Waldo Emerson

â€œI like a man who grins when he fights.â€ - Winston Churchill

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark Twain

"I aim to misbehave." Malcom Reynolds

Some of my favorites.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 30, 2009

"We're screwed with a capital F."

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 30, 2009

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum but my leg is sore so i'm just going to stand here chewing gum. mmmm Juicy fruit."

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 30, 2009

"Ha, that's what they all say, "F*ck you". Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none, and it certainly doesn't make you a f*ckin' hero! You want to see what happens to heroes, boy? You want to see bad ass, mother f*cker? I'll show ya' bad ass!" -Otis B. Driftwood, Devil's Rejects.

"I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work." -Otis B. Driftwood, Devil's Rejects.

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone." -Used numerous times in Oldboy.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 1, 2009

I've been told resently that my catch phrase is, "Yeah keep telling yourself that."

I don't know if I like this.

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 1, 2009

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum but my leg is sore so i'm just going to stand here chewing gum. mmmm Juicy fruit."

I've actually wanted to find someone who makes custom shirts so I could have them put, "Real men eat tatertots and cry, and I'm all out of tears." There would be "((It dosn't have to make sense! Its a T-shirt))" in a smaller text.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 1, 2009

Everthing's alrightttttttttttttttttt,well not really.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 2, 2009

From my own comic "Ah, a boat! How nautical!"

And from another comic "I told you about the stairs! I told you, bro!"

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 2, 2009

"I'm SO tired!"

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 2, 2009

"Bovine Fecal Matter"