Thread "fake goodbye to drunkduck" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

I'm leaving DD because I hate haters.

Posted at 11:08AM, Aug. 1, 2007

i am leaving DD because i am tired of living here i strapped myself to a recliner in front of my computer and my eyes dont owrk so well and i have bed sores all over…

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 1, 2007

good by DD. im sorry that i have to leave but alieans have visited me and have said that if i leave with them tommorow they will show me the universe and i can live with them at their place (apparently they dont know me). and as that is a VAST improvement over my family i just have to take them up on it (plus they say that their video games are so far beond ours). also they say that if i dont go thier going to probe me and NOT wype my memorie

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 2, 2007

im leaving…do not expect me to have justification to my reasons or you shall find yourself quite dissapointed…

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 8, 2007

I am too ashamed to impose my existance upon everyone who is of higher deservance than I. I have no life. My sorry-ness cannot be excused. If you'll excuse me now, I must leave you all before I get out of hand. Yay, you all are spared. Good bye and Good luck.

(Weak?)

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 9, 2007

man, I love lunch breaks at home

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 9, 2007

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CONQUERING THE UNIVERSE!!!! I NO LONGER NEED YOUR INEBRIATED WATERFOWL!!! BOW BEFORE ME PEONS!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 11, 2007

Awesome comicking skills dude ^__^

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 17, 2007

Anno Domini Two Thousand and Seven, August, the seventeenth, Friday

Farewell Internet, I have worked my tail off to bring art and story to this world, seldom praised, sometimes noticed, sometimes imitated, often ignored.
I have made some good friends along the way and have expanded my horizons.
I wouldn't trade these last 7 years of effort…
It is time for me to go back to the Earth, cast out this machine and go to the forest, perhaps take up wood carving or building medieval towers.
so, green Duck of plenty, I bid thee Good Day~

with Deepest Gratitude
Mr. Shane Ronzio of the Green Sylvania of Ronzionia

P.S.
to all the Haters…
PISS OFF.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 17, 2007

I'm leaving because I'm not on enough peoples Top Friends.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

i'm leaving becuase i want to find more time to post on drunk duck… waaait

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 6, 2008

There is a crocodile behind my back, about to bite my head off, so I guess I am lea