Thread "Funny Questions" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?

If you are a forum poster that posts alot, yet still go unnoticed. Do you exist?

:(

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

How much wood does a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

im loving this material

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 16, 2007

heres another one
if the early bird gets the worm, what are the incentives for the worms to get up early?
Death?

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 16, 2007

If an artist sings their own stuff for karaoke, is it still karaoke?

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 16, 2007

How many days are there in a week?

Did we just miss the train?

Have you ever ate some green potatos?

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 16, 2007

What exactly is a "nizzle" and how, exactly, does one go about "fashizalling" it?

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 17, 2007

Does "P" raod sign stands for Parking or Phosphurus?

How many lemmings can you stuff in your mouth without chewing them or swallowing them?

Is there somewhat of a conspiracy that there's a hidden letter between A and B?

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 17, 2007

Why does my bathroom sink smell?

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 17, 2007

What exactly is a "nizzle" and how, exactly, does one go about "fashizalling" it?

That was so great it made me go back to making my sig have an awesome post in it.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 17, 2007

What would you do if a person near you developed the "Messiah/Christ Complex"?

er… go look it up. :)

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 21, 2007

If you turn your neck to pop it, and you turn it too far and accidentally kill yourself, is it considered suicide?

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 21, 2007

At the end of your life, looking back at all that has happened…the good, the bad, the joyous times and the sad, out everything you did, did you drop it like its hot?

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 24, 2007

*a five year old asking this*
What would happen if I strangled mommy?

AND

When do I get a PhD?

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 24, 2007

Randomage…

Given that if an integer n is greater than 2, then the equation an + bn = cn has no solutions in non-zero integers a, b, and c, why is my mom buying so many freakin' scented candles?

If Mega Man wins the fight for everlasting peace, then won't he end up being the most violent one after all that fighting?

How come pokemon can understand english, but can't speak it?

Why can't anything swim in spongebob? I mean, they're underwater, they're sea creatures, and yet they're still subject to the effects of land gravity.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 25, 2007

What… is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

How come pokemon can understand english, but can't speak it?

let's look at ekans… can a real life snake talk? no? why?

because their jaws aren't shaped for that

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

How come pokemon can understand english, but can't speak it?

let's look at ekans… can a real life snake talk? no? why?

because their jaws aren't shaped for that

This is evident. But does Ekans hiss? He says "EKANSSS!" perfectly human-like. Either he has a one-word gland, or his jaws are perfectly capable of English.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 30, 2007

When asked for the time, Yogi Berra once responded, "You mean right now?".

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

Can you answer a question that has no answer?

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 1, 2007

Isn't it mean how they named Dyslexia they way they did? Shouldn't it have been called Bob or something?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 1, 2007

Why do people like halo? And also why do they like final fantasy so much?