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"What?" "It wasn't me…oh really is that what you think well…THE BUCKET LIST SUCKED!!!!!"(Morgan Freeman)








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NECRO POST!

First, you move across town so that you're elligible for a new ISP, and then you start up a new account, a new comic, and a new life. Then, once things have stabilized, you start up new comic featuring photgraphs one yourself naked, smeared with strawberry preserves, with large, glaring captions, "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME OZONE?! WHYYYYYYYY??"


You and a friend have long since desired to go cosplaying, but neither of you ever had the courage or the resources to actively participate in one of these events. So both take your homemade costumes which turned out amazingly well and head out towards the local convention hall. Everything is going well until some idiot with a mask and a gun decides he's going to take everyone at the hotel hostage and screams at the top of his lungs his intent to start killing people in five minutes. You panic, and start to run, but just as you do, your friend does as well and standing on a stray thread from your costume, serves to unravel your outfit leaving you running stark naked through the convention hall.

It's not until you get to the doors of the hotel you realize that this whole thing was actually someone in character, and no one was at risk. At this point, you don't want anything more than to get out of there, but your keys and wallet were both in your costume and now you're standing naked in the doorway of a very crowded convention. And that's when people start taking pictures.

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