I vote for that as well.
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Gee, how embrassing! (game)
you go to some party, and this one cute person that's hosting the party happens to have an pet frog. You're totally crushing the cute person, so you dedice to be totally intersted in the fact that he/she has an pet frog, despite your fear of ahmpbains. you gush at how cute it seems, and your new-found crush offers to let you hold it, and actually gives it to you out of the tank. as you nervously reach for it to hold it, it jumps out of her/his hands right into your head!
that's when you scream, jumping around, yelling "get it off me!!" and everyone at the party stares at you, and starts laughing at you…. and its' all in front of this new totally cute person you just met! and the cute person takes the frog off your head, giving you a very werid look. around you, people are still laughing…..
What do you do?
awnser: Roll with it, saying it was all a joke anyway.
alright, the situation: You are a superhero. you just transfomed back into your normal self after battling your greatest foe. A girl you know saw you transform back and wants you to take them out out on a date in order to keep your secret safe. What do you do?
Go along with that. But if she tries to pull some other shit by blackmailing you for other things that she wants you to do, find some way to erase her memories somehow.
Next situation:
You just happened to rent an movie that had an very saucy sex scene in it, and your grandmother picked the wrong time to visit. she walks in on you when the saucy sex scene just came on, and she thinks you're watching porn!
what do you say or do?
Knock her out and tell her it was just a dream.
The situation: You are a loud-mouthed gerbil with an attitude. You go to a bar and get drunk and mouth off to a really big trucker. He grabs you, puts you inbetween 2 hamburger buns and is about to eat you. What do you do?
pee on the burgers that you're stuck between. there, that should stop him from eating you, he should be too grossed out then.
next situation:
you tried shaving down there to see what it was like. but over the few days,the hairs that was growing back in starts itching really badly. so you're constantly itching and stuff when you think nobody's looking. unfountely for you, somebody in your family or cricle of friends happens to catch you at it, and thinks you're masturbating!
what do you tell him/her?
depending on your gender just do some thing, but whatever you do dont accidentally spill liquids on your pants
so your boy/girlfriend "wants to be more than friends" if you get my drift and you go to bed together and find they are of the opposite gender
wuttya do??????????
just be a little pissed off. after all, they lied to me.
I dont care so much if the person I'm dating turns out to be the oppsiste gender, just as long as I don't get lied about that kind of shit. I just hate being lied to.
but once I get over my pissed mood, talk to him/her about it and stuff… see if there's been anything else they hid from me. if they had other imporant things that they hid from me too, then that's it. no more relationship. after all, it's embrassing enough being left in the dark while others might had known, you know? kinda like how it's humlating enough when you're married, and think you're happly married to an faithful guy while he's cheating around on you.. and everyone else knows besides you.
speaking of which.. next scenerio:
the person who you were married to for many years dedices to throw you an annivestary party, with everyone there. but at the party, your supose brings out his/her boyfriend/girlfend and tells you that he/she's been cheating on you in front of everyone, and that he/she now wants an dircovce! and it turned out that everyone at the party knew for ages, and never told you….
what do you do?
"Alright, that's fine with me, I got like 50 other people I've been cheating on you with anyway."
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You have a moustache and while your half asleep, you shave off half of it, thinking you shaved the whole thing. You don't even realize this until you see yourself in the mirror… at school… in the middle of the day…
chase down that person and kill that person. that'll teach him/her to disrobe me in public without my consent.
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you find a flag on the dirty ground in downtown, so you take it home to clean it up and hang on your own house. but then there's some store accusing you of taking the flag off thier store! what do you do?
say "Check the CCTV footage, if you don't have one then it's you who is breaking the law, besides, it was on the floor downtown"
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There's a Gay/lesbian/Straight bar (depending on your orientation and gender Male and straight/ Female and straight / gay or lesbian) right next to a pizza parlour in the town where you live, you go into the Gay/Lesbian/Whatever bar thinking that you were going into the Pizza parlour, and there happens to be photographers everywhere and one takes a picture of you, just as you enter, what do you do?
go: "Dude!! dont you know it;s rude to take pictures of random people you hardly know? oh gee, this is the wrong place. I thought this was the pizza place." and walk out, into the next building which happens to be the pizza place.
and if anybody asks you about it, just tell them it was a easy mistake to make, snice both buildings look the same outside.
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went to an very public place ,and all the people of your oppsiste gender kept on staring at you. you think it's because you were hot and sexy.. until somebody points out that your fly is open. and snice you ran out of clean underwear, you choose to go without that day… so everyone could see your bits down there! :O
what do you do??
You tell them that it's international "Have your fly open without underwear on Day" Or just kill em all.
Next: You arrive home from a wild party, you drank lots of beer, etc. and its time for you to go home. They notice that you're acting a little strange and ask you what did you do there.
What do you do!? What do you do!?
"i ate a bunch of penut butter and its making my speech sound funny" then you run off to bed to sleep it off.
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your a 13 year old boy and your mom is at work. you look up some porn and mastubate right infront of the computer. Your mom came home early and walks in on you *fap fap faping right there*
what do you do?
your a 13 year old boy and your mom is at work. you look up some porn and mastubate right infront of the computer. Your mom came home early and walks in on you *fap fap faping right there*
what do you do?
"funny story really I was drinking soda and spilled it on my self so I took my pants off
and a while my pants were off a bee came in and stung me and I'm trying to yank out the stinger thing"
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new: your parents are away and it's your birthday , so you wake up go downstairs and start to make breakfast ,your favorite, really greasy bacon while reading porn. you were you were sleeping with no shirt on and spill grease all over yourself,and it's all over you even your pants and such when your girlfriend walks in to wish you a happy birthday. Stunned she asks what on earth you're doing!
what do you do!
solution: flee to mexico, and if you already live in mexico, flee to africa.
situation:
you're getting dressed and ready to work. it's a beutifal day outside, so you decide to walk to work, but on the way, people keep staring at you. ignoring the people completely, you walk into your work place and begin taking peoples orders, since you are a waiter at a restraunt, but everyone keeps giggling as you take their orders. then someone points down at your legs. you look down to see what they're pointing at, thinking it's a food stain on your pants, only to realise you arn't wearing any!
(this is easy)
say: "oh yes, well you see its a funny story, my family has a tradition that every *insert day* we dont wear pants…its a religious thing…"
unless its a family restaraunt…then your screwed…
okay, so your in the school hallway your about to ask the girl/guy of your dreams out. your just finishing asking when a friend walks up and says "whoa! dude your right he/she is kinda ugly now" what do you do???
I'd Say "Yea man [ Insert random girls in school's name here] is totally ugly" then turn back to crush and tell her that you brought up the girl days ago to get out of that situation
New: Ok so you and your Girl/Boyfriend just had your "First time" and it was mind blowing. But you are parched from all of the screaming, so you asked your Girl/Boyfriend do they have anything to drink. He/She gets up and shows you to the mini fridge in the back. Your worried about Him/Her's parents coming in, but she/he reassures you that they will be gone to his/her little brothers soccer game and won't be back for an hour, only to find that her parents and little brother, who are soaking wet, staring directly at both of you, stark naked, The game ended due to rain and their home early.
Get out of that!
tell them you knew there'd e rain, but all the other clothes were dirty, so you and your girl/boy friend unselfishly gave up your clothes for them and if they say anything, that automatically makes them ungrateful butt-holes.
allright, you're in your first year of college, are sitting in the front of the room and feel a pain in your gut. it's gas. happens to everyone right? you let it rip thinking it cant be too big and you'll smother it with your pants, but it's a little more then you bargained for and you end up messing your pants. and it's the watery kind like after you eat chile, so if you get up, it'll leak out of your pant legs leaving a trail to the bathroom, but if you stay, everyone will smell it. you have 30 seconds to react before everyone knows! what do you do?
Wait for 28 seconds then shout "Damn,(person next to me)you got stomach problems or somthin?!?!?"Then Be the last one to leave the room and then make a run for the bathroom raising the leg the poop might come out of.
There's company at your house,you go to the bathroom to pee then not knowing how loud the water was you left the door open believing that no one will come.When the pee hits the water it somehow echos through the house then the person there says "You know how long it is by the sound,you knew that?"Then your mom starts laughing and you get the feeling to flush your head down the toilet.(this actually happened)
I would announce proudly "When you are built like a race horse, you pee like a race horse!"
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You are having a dream that you are getting married to a baboon but then just after you say "I do" you realise that this is not a dream, you are just very drunk and you are in fact marrying a damn dirty ape in front of all your friends and relations.
Inform everyone that you're defeating the ape overlords by contamination of the genetic pool.
Upon entering an empty elevator you quickly discover the lingering aftereffect of a previous passenger. It's bad enough to peel paint. The door closes before you can bail, so you hold your breath and push your floor number. Before reaching your floor, the door opens and in walks a celebrity that you've admired for years. His/her nose wrinkles in disgust as he/she glares at you accusingly…
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