I have the distinct displeasure to be Bravo1102, no one of consequence. I joined back in January and it took until April to start posting. So little to do and so much time. Oh wait, reverse that.
Former military (my handle was the bumper code of my tank) and currently a historian and social studies teacher, warping the minds of America's youth one class period at a time.
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Distinct Displeasure? No one of consequense? You Don't seem to be vere happy! Here, you know what I do when I'm not feeling happy? I sing a song!
Sometimes, the world is black.
And tears run from your eyes.
And maybe we'll all get really sick.
And maybe we'll all die.
So…
Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!
He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
So, let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!
Hey!
(Tapdance solo)
He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!
If anyone out there knows which movie this is from, you will be my friend for life. And I'll give you some cake!
User Renga Studio reporting for welcoming duty, sir! (Renga salutes bravo1102.)
Greetings, bravo1102! Welcome to DrunkDuck! That's a cool and militaristic username you have! You know, not all teachers are responsible for warping the minds of our leaders of tomorrow! I should know, my mind was warped way before I even went to preschool! I am a mad scientist on the forums with a weather machine, after all. Speaking of which…
Hey, deepcheese! You can't build a snowman without snow, you know! Allow me to provide you with the necessary snowman-building material!
(Renga uses his machine to cause snow to fall from the sky, but nothing happened!)
Huh? That's funny; where's the snow? It was supposed to–huh? What's that?
(Renga looks up and sees a snowflake the size of a small apartment building falling from the heavens and towards this thread.)
Holy crap! That's not right, nor is that good! Hey, bravo1102! Don't just stand there like a steadfast soldier! RUN AWAY!!!!
(The giant snowflake hits the ground and shatters into many sharp pieces that fly in different directions!)
Oops, uh, sorry about that, bravo1102…is everybody okay?
*Bravo1102 opens the commander's hatch of his M1A1 AIM tank and smiles*
Snow? This ain't nothing. FIDO. (F**K it, drive on) Driver move out, continue the mission.
I was a tanker, the combat arm of decision. Armor Rules!
I'm off to edit some graphics for my comic.
By the way, I WAS A SERGEANT! DON'T CALL ME SIR! I WORK FOR A LIVING!
I have the distinct displeasure to be Bravo1102, no one of consequence. I joined back in January and it took until April to start posting. So little to do and so much time. Oh wait, reverse that.
Former military (my handle was the bumper code of my tank) and currently a historian and social studies teacher, warping the minds of America's youth one class period at a time.
Your a hero Bravo1102
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