Thread "hi! New reader of DD comics^^" in forum "Meet, Greet, Show and Sell*"

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

a very laaaaarge lobster then…and he would have to be tied up and naked

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

Yeah right, I bet you'd still cry if he was taken by pod people.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

a very laaaaarge lobster then…and he would have to be tied up and naked

Not nearly painful enough. What, you new to the internet? Surely you can think of a better torture than that.

Like maybe reading through a full page of 4Chan posts.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2007

Hi there! Welcome to DrunkDuck. Hope you feel better about whatever your brother did to you soon.

Pro-Tip: A combination of /b/ and /v/ posts from 4chan might do the trick to make anyone beg to lose their literacy, or 'hate themselves bald' in order to make peace with you. Of course, you could combine that with the lobster, but would you really want to have your brother sitting at his computer naked? Why not just use his clothes as 'live lobster cages' instead? Same effect, less 'oh god I wish I could unsee that'!

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 14, 2007

what or who the hell is 4chan??? o.0

and yes, I'm fairly new to the web since I've only been able to convince my parents to buy it since this september because I need it for school…what's wrong with that??

-edit-

I was talking about putting my brother naked and tied up IN A BOX with an enormous lobster…him sitting naked at his computer…*shiver down spine*…

custard…what the hell are pod people…?

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 12, 2008

My B-day today ^^

I came home at 6:45 AM and slept for only a few houres, but I had a great time in the city ^^

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 12, 2008

Happy Birthday and hello as I have not introduced myself! You still having problems with your bro? For a small fee I can see that he has an "accident"…

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

Hey there!
(If someone offers you a cola, DON'T drink it. It has laxatives in it D: )

Ohhhhh. Now I get it.

…..

'Scuse me! Gotta go!
(Runs to nearest bathroom)

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 13, 2008

lol ^^

whell, he's still an ass, but I ignore him and my parents FINALLY decided to do something about it…it's like there scared of him or something 0.o

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 14, 2008

Welcome. Read Nadya. =P

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 14, 2008

Welcome, and enjoy!

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 4, 2008

ok, is it me or is the mailing system of DD totally f*cked up???o.O
I hav'nt been recieving mails when some of my fave'd and mail activated comics update and now I can barely catch up O.O". So, do any of you know what's going on?

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 5, 2008

Welcome to drunk duck! Hope that you like it here!

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 5, 2008

You might wanna try the other help forums, and try not to necro this thread ^^;;

And uhh…deepcheese, she's been here for awhile…a long while.