tell us how stuff really works:
note: it has to be a JOKE, unreal, fictional, almost ridiculous (not gibberish, please, make it creative)
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how stuff (really) works
After trekking through the harsh arctic, you will find The Council. The Council will ask you three questions. You will need to answer all three with two sentences without the letter 'e' included. Achieving this will then lead you into a one to one fight to the death with God. Which is pretty hard. After that we then have to roll a thirteen on a seventy sided die. It is then we become a mod/admin.
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Writing a letter.
The letter must be written in a secret code, known only to you and the receiver of the letter. The letter is then sent to a lab, which ensures that no one may read it except the receiver. Then, they spill stuff on it, erasing all the work, and just send it as is.
The US voting system.
Some boy in Kryganibyzanstan trains a goat to use an ouija board. The board names a person somewhere in the world who will choose the #1 webcomic, write it on a slip of paper, and seal it in an envelope. Then he must hitchhike to Antarctica and fight of an army of seals and PETA members to get to an old hermit who will then burn the envelope for heat. The ashes are sent to DD headquarters where it will be mixed with water blessed by the Pope, the Dali Lama, and Master Li Hongzhi. An errand boy will dunk his head in the mixture and keep it there until he can divine the name of the comic that was once written on the letter.
A microwave
legally drunk implies you drinking but it does not state what so therefore you can drink whatever you want and be called drunk, drink something tht is not alcohol but pretend it is an elixar for eternal bliss which grants you the vision of two's and blurrs, or drinking up in a tree in the nomadic golmore jungle and not getting caught
LIFE
Tiny, microscopic wizards live inside the glass, and when you flip a lightswitch, they come out of there houses and use there staffs to make lightning bolts, wich turn on the lamp, or light fixter, wich is why you shouldn't leave the lights on for too long otherwise the light bulb could blowup and set your house on fire.
how the HELL do they get the curser to move where you move the mouse?
The mouse is actually an ancient creature with psychic powers. After loosing a game of Go Fish with Lucifer it was forced to use its powers to make comptures work… or not work depending on which can be used to promote sin. Treat your mouse well else one day it might turn on you.
How does a boomerang come back?
First you take some tin foil and you wrap it around a fork. You squeeze some lemon juice on it and put it inside an empty case with a speaker on it. then you summon multiple demons from the underworld, and they possess the fork and feed on the lemon juice. this gives the radio the power it needs to work.
A car battery
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