Thread "how stuff (really) works" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

It works by the arranging of 300 squirrels doing menial tasks.

A lawn mower

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

A lawn mower is powered by small Roombas… which will ultimately control us all…

WE MUST DO SOMETHING!!! THE LAST STAND IS NOW PEOPLE!!!

Mutant Powers.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Fluffy radioactive bunny gods bite of a part of the human brain to release special powers.

Umbrellas

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Umbrellas work not through science but through religious beliefs. When it rains, it means God is taking a shower, so you must use your God protecting-half-circle devices… Powered by God of course.

God.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

There is no God. Only Cthulhu.

Cthulhu.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

The magic fairy thing that makes Chuck Norris kick a$$ gives you the power to say anything that can beat you won't.

Mac computers

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

It looks for info in your brain and uses it to work.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

You didn't say soemthing… So I will.

A keyboard.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Relays information to the government so that they can put you down in life.

A ruler

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

A ruler works by its lines which transmit the devil himself to come out and judge you by measuring.

Gatorade.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Alligator urine samples + Florida swamp water + artifical flavoring = Gatorade

High-Speed Internet

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

A fat guy from Wisconsin moves a wheel 7ft underground causing HS internet to work at its speed.

Air Conditioner

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

They suck up cold air from the polar regions and pump it into your room. The the chuck back the hot air at the poles. No wonder the ice caps are melting…

Hovercrafts.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

Strings and wires to fool you fools.

Microwaves

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

the name says it all. there are tiny little robot bugs called micros that live inside the box. when you turn it on they don't like the noise the thing makes so decide to use heat waves to heat up whatever intruder has come inside their house until it leaves

beer

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

Beer doesn't really get you drunk, you're actually doing it on purpose hoping to get felt-up by some guy.

Belt.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 22, 2007

it is really nuclear powered and it shall bring destruction to the universe due to its enormous power relays….driven by bill gates…

forum games

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

Chuck Norris makes up all the good ones and every one else makes up the boring ones.

Nintendo

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

Shigeru Miyamoto started it right. Now his evil clone Gerishu Motomiya, made the Wii.

Canadians.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 1, 2007

bacon…

americans

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 3, 2007

Americans are powered by a crystal that was stolen form Atlantis many thousands of years ago. unfortunately this caused Atlantis to sink.

The Wiimote

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 3, 2007

little mimes sit inside the sensor bar and make the things move using mime magic…

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 3, 2007

Since you didn't say anything…

Computers.

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 6, 2007

Little is known about the function of computers…what is known is a hamster wheel powers an arc of electricity between two forks and a piece of tin foil. Rubber bands hold different boards made of chocolate and cheese together.

An 8-Track tape.