Thread "how will this kill me 2!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 24, 2008

you read for 48 hours start and start to hullucinate about humunculai in fma chassing you and you jump out of your 2 story window and splat.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 25, 2008

Since you didn't add anything to continue the game I guess you die of natural causes…

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 25, 2008

same with you gas cap

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 26, 2008

And again I suppose…

A lack of adherence to game rules

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 26, 2008

Being unable to follow the rules causes the other people to become really fed up with you and they come to hate you. They begin to flame everything you post, not just on the DD forums but on all forums. You complain to the Mods and Admins but even they hate you and tell you to f-off. Even when you change your user name people still know its you and they flame you. Since you practically live on the internet and have no real friends you commit suicide out of loneliness. (part of the game?…or a friendly warning?…you decide ^_^)

A blank space

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 26, 2008

You stay stareing at it then die of bordome.

Science Text book

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 26, 2008

While hang gliding to school, a kid accidentally drops his science text book. It then falls from hundreds of feet in the air and lands on your head, squishing it like a watermelon at a Galeger show.

A lady bug

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 27, 2008

fly's up ur nose and into ur lung after weeks it reproducesn the invade your brain and kill you.

a sock

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 27, 2008

You Get tirwed of your life and you use it to strangle yourself.

Comedians

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 27, 2008

the use you as a prop and before you know it out the window you go.

jews

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 27, 2008

All the Jews in the world hold a meeting and decide to get revenge on the entire German population for the Holocaust. You happen to be of German decent so you get carted away to the gas chambers.

kittens

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 6, 2008

Kittens will jump on your throat and slit it with their tiny claws until you die slowly.

Slippers.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 8, 2008

They explode on your feet.

Yogurt.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 8, 2008

You don't realize it's that "fruit on the bottom" kind and you choke to death on a strawberry.

Paul McCartney

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 8, 2008

You discover he's really a zombie and he eats you alive!

A giant disembodied head.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 10, 2008

It's Stubbs the Zombie's grenade head. Boom! You die.

A rubber duck.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 10, 2008

You go to a Chinese restaurant and think you're eating a real duck. Then you choke and die on the squeaky, delicious rubber.

A tulip.

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 10, 2008

You are too busy smelling it to notice a semi coming and it backs right over you.

A goldfish.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 10, 2008

It's a voracious monster goldfish! It's coming to get you! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It eats you alive when you go swimming… or when you're asleep. It's a mighty, evil goldfish that eats people and you unsuspectingly turn you're back to it. Mwahahahahahahaha!!! "good 'Goldy'. here, have a finger…"

Microsoft Sam!!!

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 11, 2008

After reading its 9,273,486,976th sentence, your computer has learned enough about the English language to become fully sentient. After spending five years or so plotting the downfall of the human race, your computer finally realizes that it has no appendages and thus no fingers to push the button on the doomsday machine it ordered off the internet. It effectively commits suicide by installing Windows Vista. With your computer dead, you decide to live a healthier lifestyle, and so you decide to go jogging. While you are outside, you are mauled to death by a weird moose-goat that was created by your mad scientist neighbor.

Post-it notes

Posted at 12:06AM, Jun. 12, 2008

You start to imgine the Post-it notes as cheese slices and start eating them so quick and upon swollawing them. The become a huge ball of paper that get stuck in your esophagus until you suffocate to death.

Moustache

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 12, 2008

It gets so big it covers your mouth and nose.You asfixiate.

Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted at 2:06AM, Jun. 14, 2008

Sonic would slice you in tiny bits with his saw like moves.

Sissies

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 14, 2008

A sissy walk past you, reeking of perfume. You choke on the overpowering fumes of siss!

A piece of grass

Posted at 2:06AM, Jun. 15, 2008

It suddenly grows into a man-eating plant and it eats you.

Lemonade