Thread "How would a lunatic respond?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

I got the chocolate rain monkehs!

Why you so crazy?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Hey, I'm not crazy! Can't you see the chocolate syrup spraying out of my eye? And surely, when I cracked open this hard boiled egg, you witnessed gary coleman in a pink jumpsuit climb out and do the charleston, right?

I mean come on. When was the last time you had a ham sandwich on rye?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

TURKY PWNS HAM BITCHES

Why?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

Because, it just does. It's what keeps the rabbits in the white lab coats from stealing my brain.

18 shoes rest before you. Between each pair of shoes is a small glass cube. What do you do?

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

I FIND A WAY TO SEXUALLY HARRASS THEM LIKE I HAVE DONE TO EVERY OTHER OBJECT I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Chuck Norris or Mr. T?

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

NIGHT ELF MOHAWK OR WALKER TEXAS RANGER?! THAT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SEX AND MURDER!!

Who?

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 30, 2007

Me, HO!! Now, pick up that stapler! It's been crawling around the kitchen for hours, and I STRONGLY DISAPPROVE OF THAT VENTURE!!!

Where'd you put that scraper!? I know you have it!

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 30, 2007

WHAT SCRAPER?

………….

I SAID NOTHING!

Purples seed spreader……*muttermutter*

WHERE IS KOMBUCHA OJ SIMPSON?*twitchtwitch*

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 30, 2007

in order to find oj simpison, you first change it to the tv show the simposions. Then you pour orange juice over the tv, and let it catch on fire.

Then you've found OJ simpson!!

Do you do webcomics?

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 30, 2007

IF BY "DO" YOU MEAN "RAPE", YES I RAPE WEBCOMICS LIKE I RAPE EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET!

Who's your Daddy?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

I'm your daddy……..Welcome home………Son…….*twitch*

I've got a chili dog! Are you jealous?

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

No, but my friend Sonic the Hedgehog is.

Do you like chocolate?

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

IF BY "LIKE" YOU MEAN "RAPE", THEN YES, I "LIKE" CHOCOLATE THE WAY I "LIKE" EVERYTHING ELSE ON THIS PLANET!

Which way is it to San Fransisco?

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

THE DIRECTION IS DENNIS!!!!! THERE IS A HAM IN MY SHOE, AND IT'S GOT "FREE PARKING" WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hey, Sea_Cow! Do you like rape? :whistling:

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

IF BY "LIKE", YOU MEAN "RAPE", THEN YES, I… uh… Wait…
Wut? OH SHI-

Has your head exploded recently?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

OMG Sea_Cow everyone knows that heads explode when take a regular monthly purple crap in Science class duh! So no it hasn't but, thank you for asking. :)

So do hate Elfin Lied?

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

IF BY "HATE" YOU MEAN "RAPE" THEN YES, I "HATE" ELFEN LIED, OR AT LEAST THE MANY NUDE CATGIRLS INVOLVED. THAT JAPANIMATION FUCKING RAWKS.

Did you ever "hate" anybody?

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

OH HATE? NO NO I DO NOT HATE. I MEARLY "DISLIKE" THEM ALL TO DEATH!

What would you do with a lucky penny.