Thread "How would a lunatic respond?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

YOU HAVE TO CHARGE UP UR LAZUUUH!

Shoop Da Whoop?

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

Only Wednsday.

Can you get me a glass of water?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

IF BY "GET" YOU MEAN "RAPE", YES I CAN AND WOULD "GET" YOU, BUT NOT A GLASS OF WATER.

Can you get me a glass of fire?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

if by fire you mean my semen etc.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

Can you rape me?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

If by "can" you mean "can" than your statement remains consistent.

Will you incorporate a song lyric into your next question?

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

IF BY "INCORPORATE" YOU MEAN "RAPE", YES!

Raaaaaape me…

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

How's the rapin' today?

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 30, 2007

Fat and sassy.

Didn't you get your oil changed, today?

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 31, 2007

If by ''oil changed'' you mean Japanese Female Sex Slave, then yes. (totally pulled a SeaCow)

Are you my mummy?

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 31, 2007

No, this is just my mummy costume. I'm off to go give candy to children, even though halloween's long over.

Does your toaster work okay?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

IF BY "WORK" YOU MEAN "RAPE", THEN NO. I am the only one in my household allowed to "work."

HOW DO I PULL A SEA COW?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

By being a Night Elf Mohawk.

What are grits?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

Grits ? GRITS!? THEY ARE THE AMALGAMATED DESTRUCTION OF ALL MY LOVES AND AFTER BEING SHREDDED AND PROCESSED BY THE MAN FOR FEEDING THE MASSES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

why is that man following me?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

Becuase he is having puppies and he wants you to to breast feed them.

So do you like DragonBall?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

Why yes my fellow! I am after all a psychotic lunatic. It is a prerequisite to enjoying such a low-quality animated children's show.

Did you save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico (r)?

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

IF BY "SWITCHING TO" YOU MEAN "RAPING", THEN I DO NOT SAVE MONEY BUT I "SWITCH TO" GEICO EVERY DAY.

How do you roll?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

I roll on your poop if thats what you mean.

So what do you guys think about manga?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

IF BY "MANGA" YOU MEAN "RAPE", I LOVE "MANGA"!

What do you guys think about rape?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

Oh my god the biscuts are burning run away and save yourself.

So what do you think about Sailor Moon?

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

It Belongs In This Liddle TidBit:

Would You Save Spaceballs From A Burning Meat Capsule? Hmmmm?!?!?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

I see your shwartz is as big as mine!

Have ye ever danced with the devil 'neath the pale moonlight?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

If by danced, rape, etc.

Have you ever played Monopoly with a group of 8 year old girls?

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

If By Play Monopoly, You Mean, etc.

WHERE IS MY SWEATSHIRT HENRY?!?!?!?

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

I raped it so I thought I'd toss it in the washer for you.

why do the voices in your head make you be nice to me?

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 31, 2007

I don't know I tuned them out a long time ago.

Is Coveinant back in the DD forums?