Thread "How would a lunatic respond?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 19, 2008

peanut butter!

is that a rock?

Posted at 2:02AM, Feb. 21, 2008

Iz my precccccciousssss…if lose it, can easily get moar!

Why are we here?

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 21, 2008

Maybe YOU are here, but I am there, which is like here accept with an extra "t". Therefore, I must be in a place with "t"'s, so therefore, I must be at a golf course. Now, assuming I'm using a 4-wood on the first hole, it could be possible to obtain a triple bogey if I play my cards right.

How many cards in a full house?

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 29, 2008

IF BY "HOW MANY CARDS" YOU MEAN "HOW MUCH RAPE" THEN,Alot

Are you a mechanaloid?

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 3, 2008

I am a LADY!

Are you looking at me?

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 3, 2008

Because the little grimlins with their hammers beat me senseless and and force me to eat unwashed socks.

Why was the internet created?

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 3, 2008

So the Hawaiian Communists could upload themselves themselves to China.

What do you do when you wake up in the mourning?

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 3, 2008

IF BY "DO" YOU MEAN RAPE, THAN YES I "DO" WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.

Are you?

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 4, 2008

Like I were going to said before, "I always reap what I see and see what I reap"!

Has anytwo solved my granmaa* yet?

*Sew ran: Anagram

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 4, 2008

IF BY "ANYTWO" YOU MEAN RAPE, THEN YES, RAPE HAS SOLVED YOUR GRANMAA.

Does anyone think I edited this post becase I forgot to add a question? Because I didn't.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 4, 2008

I know you edited that post!! But not because you forgot to add a question! You typed out what you were really thinking!! How you'd like to murder me in my sleep! And by murder I mean RAPE!

How's the rape today?

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 6, 2008

IF BY "RAPE" YOU MEAN, UH… FUCK YOU STOLE MY THUNDER

RAPEITY-RAPERAPE

I'M BACK! BUST OUT YOUR CONDOMS!

Am I a trend-setter now?

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 7, 2008

IF BY "TREND-SETTER" YOU MEAN "RAPE", THEN–! *Gasp* OH NOES! IT'S SEA_COW!!!! HE'S GONNA PARE US ALL!!!!

Does 2+2=RAPE?

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 10, 2008

Only if 4 * 4 /17 + 56 - 2 = Your mom!!!

Why do poeple think i'm crazy???

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 14, 2008

They're jealous because of your MASSIVE SNAKE.

Also,rape.

lolraep?

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 16, 2008

Pr0n 15 t3h 4w350m3ne55

Is a knife good for the soul?

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 16, 2008

Only if you stab lots of people.

how many lunatics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 17, 2008

it depends on how high up the lightbulb is. youll need to know if you want to kill them and make a people ladder out of all of their arms and legs to climb up and lick the socket.
the torsos however are disposable. and edible. and DELICIOUS.

Do you like tiny letters?

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 18, 2008

silence in unneccessary, especially when monkeys flew and shout WHAT IS THE QUESTION???

Why did you forget the question?

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 18, 2008

If by "forget" you mean "rape" then cuz he did.

Why am I so Bored?

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 20, 2008

*Paces around the room*

Nothing to do you've got nothing to DO!!!! Seven, eight, NINE!!! TEN!!! NOTHING!!! ELEVEN!!! NOTHING!!! PATTERN!?!?!!!! Pattern. Pattern. Whoo. Pattern. Seven. Eight. Nine. Nothing.

Crunchy peanut butter… or smooth?

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 23, 2008

Smooth is good for the centipede, which runs in circles on eight feet and nineteen extra bannanas while licking the juicy goodness of potatoes

Is it moral for a twenty year old girl to dress up like a hooker?

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 26, 2008

*Explosions and firez*

Boom?

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 27, 2008

What's zat you want boom? Well it's in mah pants buwahahahahahaha!

RickRolling?

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 4, 2008

Are you able to help me with my computer?