Thread "How would a lunatic respond?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 1, 2008

That's mistress moon to you!!! The sky is purple and made out of flowers.

Would you ever eat the flowery sky?

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 2, 2008

No you banana sandwich. The Donkey wants to hug him!

I'll be the Marth, e.g. noob?

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 2, 2008

Smorgasbord.

Bork bork bork!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 2, 2008

Yes. WAIT! NO! ****! WHATEVER! *Rocks back and forth*

Could you pass the salt?

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 2, 2008

Often, I have sometimes found that salt is… salty…

I see dead people

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 2, 2008

Thats because you're dead. We're all dead people pretending that we're still alive!!

Re-dead, much?

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 2, 2008

MUHMUHMUHMUH….

IS HAROLD WINNING THE SUPERWORM RACE?

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 3, 2008

Of course johnny mcstapler is weinning the pocket rabbit fight, but only because of his mouse propelled rockets are eating the pens… who will feed the pens?!

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 4, 2008

Karl Marx will feed the pens, I know he will!

Am I evil?

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 4, 2008

What kind of lady do you take me for, you charlatan!

Why is football such a big deal?

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 4, 2008

Football is the one media that everone has an apinion on. you love it or you hate it.
The goverment uses this as a cultural Acums Razer to devide the population into two easaly influenced groups. Howerver the goverment in turn is devided by its opinions on football and will its selfe be easaly influenced by itself. Football its self will then have controle. the world will be run not by a game, but by the abstract concept of a game that everone has an opinion on. Once the GAME takes controle there will be no stopping it. the only thing we can do now is start playing and watching team tidely winks instead.

I like white bread sandwedges but my wife likes brown. how can I still eat the sandweges I like and also keep my wife happy?

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 5, 2008

Mix and match or double bread will grant you the tomatoes you seek in this world of cushions and oompa loompas.

Can a prostitute be given a refund if she puts condoms on her form as a work expense?

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 9, 2008

Cheese?

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 10, 2008

CHEESE MUNGBEANS!

WHO IS HO?

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

YOUR MOM WHO I EAT'D OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I am hungry why aren't you making me a sammich?

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 10, 2008

Im all out of meat.

Would you let me cut off bits of you so that I can make you a sandwich? Come to think of it, do you like your own meat off your body?

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 13, 2008

i have no meat cause IM A ZOMBIE GERBAL RAWWWWR

is the moon made of cheese?

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

IF BY "CHEESE" YOU MEAN "RAPE", THEN YES, THE MOON IS MADE OUT OF "CHEESE."

DO YOU LIKE YOU HELP OLD WOMEN ACROSS THE STREET LATE AT NIGHT WHEN NO ONE'S AROUND?

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 14, 2008

yes then i eat them cause IM A ZOMBIE GERBIL RAWR

what is 4x4 + 496585472374097532973295729437509732? [is this considerd spam sorry]

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 15, 2008

How should I know; I'm not a doctor, though I play one with my imaginary girlfriend! Con itchy WAHAHAHAHA!!!! lol! I am Orangutside and crazy I not bee see dee three elemenohpeemypants! Ha, ha, ha! I just flew into town but it blew up when I hit it! WAH-WAH-WAAAAH! I always reap what I see and see what I–! Hey! Where'd my pear victim go? Oh well, everybody's perfect, therefore nobody is! Wait a minute this isn't an Uncyclopedia artice! In fact, this isn't even Uncyclopedia! Oh noes! I'm in the wrong website! And I almost made a funny quote here involving Oscar Wilde, chicken feathers, cod liver oil, and a very, very depraved walrus! Oh well, well's all that wells end!

How's the weather inside you?

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 15, 2008

partly cloudy with a chance of WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the cocanut eat the cocanut while riding a pony on a black yoshi mario plush?

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 19, 2008

Because I had a vision from Chuck Norris…

Does Mel Gibson exist?

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 19, 2008

IF BY "EXIST" YOU MEAN RAPE, THEN NO, MEL GIBSON IS NOT COOL ENOUGH TO "EXIST"

Are you legaly gay?

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 19, 2008

IF BY "LEGALY" YOU MEAN RAPE THEN I'm afraid your question makes no sense

Is it true that if you keep an orange in your sock long enough it turns into crab juice?

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 19, 2008

No iT tUrnS inTo 3.14 with bluEBErrIeS oN ToP! youre thinking of my moms secret recipie For brOken heaRt! HEY, I FOUND THE CAPS LOCK!!!

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!