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* Emo_Will bites auroramoon, infecting her with emoness
oh dear. good thing I brought an vial of emo cure on hand.
* AuroraMoon drinks cure, and is no longer infected!
that was so yesterday
* Randal slaps will for being passe
feh
* Emo_Will kills randal in a way that he cant come back as a smelleh zombeh
not only am I an Elven wizard who does webcomics in the spare time, I'm also an potion maker. I have cures to anything!…….expect for Aids and Cancer.
haven't quite figured that one out.. human dieases are so puzzling!
* Randal spraypaints a smiley face on will's black overcoat
cancer are masically mutated cells… just stick a patient in a nuclear reactor and see what happens
basically*
yeah. I know.
:D
aids are a rotating virus that change as antibodies try to destroy it
so they cant be destroyed as they are random
so, i dunno, what would work for that?
exactly.
ooh! a random number generator! :P
lol
i used to get puzzled when watching star trek and someone would be deathly ill… and thinking can't you just send them through the transporter and program it to teleport the disease elsewhere?
they tried that in an ep once
whoah fuck thats an awesome ide
worked.
oh yeah
:D
they did it on voyager once i remember that
too bad we don't have transporters on hand
i dont watch the original series much
or deep space nine cuz it sucks
or enterprise cuz it sucks even more
yeah, deep space nine is a little dull for some reason.. but I like odo
changelings rocks
the only part i liked about ds9 was the ferengi that owned the bar… but that wasn't enough to get me to watch the show
deep space nine is like a soap opera
all of them were like soap operas
next gen and voyager not so much
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Comic Talk and General Discussion *
IRC Moments: The lows, the highs, the unmentionables.
jeez
my mom was likle "rhode island girl won!! she's miss USA 2007!!"
and kept on slapping my arm
* KillerSteak buys rights to the MANpons brandname
omg miss USA!!@12123333111!!!!
"Thats right, miss USA you get an award for being a person"
and not only that, you get an sparkly crown
ooh sparkly
and flowers
and a crappy huge-ass bonquet of roses!
"world peace!"
If I was in that contest i'd be like
and watch as the NBC network earns shitloads of money off you crying in happiness
"puppies for everyone!"
yay.
"If I had one wish, I'd get shitloads of money and thats the fucking truth"
I'd be like "if you vote me out and don't make me Miss USA, I'll fucking kill you."
i'd vote for you
Muntron
and have a rocket launcher ready at hand
just to prove my point
* DMFox hides from Moon
yeah I'd probably win, too bad I don't have a vagina
you can go enter for me Aurora i'll just tell you the answers through a headset
yay!!
just say "world peace" for everything
with the miss USA crown, we could RULE The world! Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!
* AuroraMoon laughs evilly
im going to start Mister Universe
It will be judged on how much of a badass mother fucker the contestants are
First question, How many people have you punched in the face to death?
Chuck Norris can be the host
world peace
and puppies
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/man+thru+history X-rated look at evolution
Our judges, Chuck Norris, BlackBeard the pirate and The Punisher
naughty but true
I'd totally watch that
you could be rich off that
* DMFox jumps
that was the sexiest evolution ive ever seen
yeah i know. I love how the strips are just nothing but people fucking and killing each other
15 people in here tonight? wow.
its like everything i love put into one comic strip
porn and stabbing
ooo
I know
that's why it's so awesome
i should have taken history class
i can picture it now
two things that will never change for humans
"Read this porn and stab the person sitting next to you"
will this get people to come to the channel?
so today
i get a big hole in my pants
right on my ass
nice
then i walk home stealthily
so you got raped? ;)
nah, just kidding
* steak4tea is now known as SenorSteak
yo steak
hello
damn, y'all wrote too much since i left
the only downside about my wizard bathrobe when you're not wearing anything under it….
nakey wizzard!
I mean, I'm not wearing anything under it.. is when I cross my legs, and then one leg competely pops out
and becomes cold
huge ugboots!
so I got that sexy bared leg look
but in the end I keep on trying to cover that part so it doesn't get cold
longer robe?
it's fairly long lol
but then I got long legs
wear it backwards
:D
:D
:D
lol
…
* SoberWill remains hopeful
:D
:D
I've been waiting to form a lynch mob for SO LONG
* AuroraMoon casts freezing spell on Jebus and makes a run for it
* AuroraMoon runs away into the distance
* Jebus shoots AuroraMoon in the foot
ow!
f***! you didn't have to go that far!
* Dead-Will casts magic missle at the darkness
Going too far often has amicable results
lynch mobs pwn
like that limp you have now?
hilarious
* AuroraMoon casts healing spell on herself, and wound closes up. she's no longer limping
* Jebus shoots AuroraMoon in the other foot
* AuroraMoon pulls out machine gun and rapid-fires upon Jebus. "Take that you son of a b***h! creep."
* Jebus resurrects
* Jebus is now known as MECHAJEBUS
* AuroraMoon heals herself
* MECHAJEBUS flies in the air, japanese men sing in baritone
* AuroraMoon casts leveative spell upon herself, and takes off to the sky as well. "I refuse to be outdone!"
…
* MECHAJEBUS backhands AuroraMoon
* MECHAJEBUS backhands AuroraMoon into the side of a mountain
* AuroraMoon makes giant metor crash into Jebus
* MECHAJEBUS eats meteors for breakfast
it's not just any meteors..
it's speically designed to melt the metal of an certain MechaJebus
its the devilman vs mazinger z movie all over again
O yeah, I know
mechajebus #1023
mazinger z sucks
hes my standin
how does it feel to be melting like the wicked witch of the west? Son of a b***h.
for birthdays and bar mitzvahs
okay, I got bored of this fast
Yeah, thats my mechapower.
* MECHAJEBUS thumbs up
* AuroraMoon goes back to ground, yawning. "that was a fun few seconds though."
* MECHAJEBUS flies to the bathroom
Marine enters and talks to himself for ages!
The last ten or so are awesome.
http://www.drunkduck.com/penis/index.php?p=199907 theres a great page
and #6 or 7 I did on a dare
Or what I precieved as a dare.
Someone said no one would ever have all their characters have sex in their main comic.
graphic sex at that.
Yeah, #7
http://www.drunkduck.com/penis/index.php?p=195953
also the dick blood one, one with the big angry black guy
flag ass had a good page the other day
I've got an upcoming alien page that I think is hilarious.
even if its basicly just rape jokes
Simonitro, do you realize what I would put in a book if I could publish one?
It would be insanity
I think exploding dinosaurs, time travel, rape, gasoline soaked monks, and lawnmower fights would be all on the first page.
Wanna see some stuff I'm not supposed to show anybody?
* SimonitroX has quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
TAKES THAT AS A HARD NO
randal you smell like trees
randal you have weak knees
randal when I think of you all I do is pees
RANDAL
YOURE A DORK IN AN IRC ROOM
RANDAL
YOU SMELL LIKE AN OLD MOP BROOM
RANDAL
YOU'RE A FLAMING HOMOSAPIAN WALKING INTO A SALOON
F**K YO COUCH
* marine has quit ()
o…kaythen…
Thats nothing. I've done that sort of thing for hours before. Making up silly ryhmes about people and their genitals. I knew Randal would show up and read that eventually, so it made sense to do that.
Also exploding dinosaurs has been a planned penis feature for over a year. Still ain't published that stuff. :(
people! we eed more visitors! ive been in here for 5 hours and noone except killersteak and i have said anything, and noone has entered in at least the last 7 hours!
c'mon!? why wont you join #drunkduck? it's fuuuuuuuun!
I didn't like it. So I probably won't show up again. Unless I feel like it.
soo…where do i go to get those thread thingys?
what to you mean "thread things"?
http://hpkomics.com/smf/index.php?action=chat for the free chat
…unless of course hpks free version isnt working anymore…
hmm, that would explain alot actually, i better check it out…
soo…where do i go to get those thread thingys?
what to you mean "thread things"?
http://hpkomics.com/smf/index.php?action=chat for the free chat
…unless of course hpks free version isnt working anymore…
hmm, that would explain alot actually, i better check it out…
I use MIRC to connect the old fashioned way, with duct tape.
I might put in a cameo, but only if baggin saggin randy is around.
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