King Of The Hill

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 15, 2009

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*Slices you in half with fire sword*YESH! YESH!

The hill is mine.

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 16, 2009

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i make you an offer you can't refuse.

hill now belongs to my family.

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 16, 2009

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*performs Tenshouha on you and you whole family* Mine!

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 16, 2009

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I do not know what Tenshouha is, so I'm just going to take the hill and kick you out by force.

And then put up a big fence so you can't get back in.

(way to make no sense in changing the topics wiffleball)

Why thank you. :D

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 16, 2009

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"You're welcome" out of the kindness (HA!) of your heart, you give me the hill.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 17, 2009

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I get mad and turn into the hulk and grab the hill from under you.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 17, 2009

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I play a soothing tune that calms you and takes away your Hulk-like powers. Then a MORE soothing tune that puts you to sleep. Then a way more soothing tune that makes the hill spring to life and follow me to… er… somewhere.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Thanks to me being Bruce friggin' Banner the tune didn't have an effect very long and I went after you and took the hill back.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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Turn to a giant monster of destruction and chrushes you, and I take some burguers.


Oh and the hill.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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I'm the god-father and my people "took care" of you,thus leaving the hill to me

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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You have a heart attack, and I take the hill.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

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I give you a slight nudge and you roll down the hill. At this point I take my rightful place! Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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and you go tumbling after by my hand, jill.

i take my hill

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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I use Dr. Weird's rainbow machine to throw you off into the sunset. There will be a Team Rocket *ding* in the sky.

The hill is mine!

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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pokemon fails so you fail (at least the newer ones)

IS IT? no it's mine

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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I wasn't talking about the newer Pokemon because it does fail. The classics don't so I didn't which means it's mine!

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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you still fail b/c you're just that much of a fail

hill's mine, you're E.mo now, yadda yadda
(I love making jokes noone will get)

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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It takes more than my hill being taken away to make me emo. After you stole the hill back I took the situation better than expected and out of sheer amazement you give it back to me.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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LAME.

You use the hill to cut your hands off (vg cats joke lol!) and fall off into the vines below. they consume you (GOOD BOOK) and spit your bones out in a nice bone-throne. I sit and fart on the throne (ew) destroying your mario carcass forever.

The hill is mine

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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That wasn't me. It was a clone of me.

The real me is Galactus Eater of Worlds and I pluck the hill right out of the ground from under you and don't ever let you have it. Epk Fl 4 U.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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but as stated before by anyone who wants to live I am Chuck Norris so I… KICK. YOUR. ASS. And you never took the hill so I still have maddieboy.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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But I live in an alternate dimension where you are not Chuck Norris and I am Chuck Norris and I roundhouse kick your ass into to the hill and blow it up. I now create my own hill out of my bread hair and mud. It is identical to the first hill.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Sorry Chuckie but you owe me five cents. And since you do everything so over the top you give me the entire hill instead.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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I payed up and just to show you who the hell I am I roundhouse kick you in the face and kill you. "Well, can't let a perfectly good hill go to waste"

(I take the hill)

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Anytime you say "I am" you now have to pay me 304084780 pounds as a fine. I copywrighted it go check here!
So you're dead and really skinny.

the hill is mine