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Rengishi
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We all know 1337's one true weakness,Randomness! And using the darkside of randomness pwn you all and make a hill of daimond enfused gold!

Rengishi
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i alpha dog pee on you and the hill and you are both mine

heh,heh,heh

harkovast
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I lure you off the hill with the false promise of $15 dollars and then move in and take over.

Whose da king, baby? Whose da king?

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Not you.

Rengishi comes soaring up the hill in an "awesome" kick into your Mouschi (german for vag-woman crotch, and the name of the cat in anne frank, which is the play I was in). He is angry because yo pulled an "American" on him and never paid him his money. You both wrestle down the hill, attempting to kill each other in a lame CAT fight. I come out from the shadows. My hair is all frizzy because I've had to take an extremely thorough shower after being showered upon with the liquid of warm greenness. I tear of my collar and the golden plated bikini (Star Wars joke) you put on me and the hill is mine. In case you didn't want to know, I'm going birthday suit on your ass. …that didn't come out right…

Rengishi
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I sue you for rape and you are forced to give me the hill,and your first-born son.,but I in my wisdom get a restraining order that states if you come near me or the hill

Y0u \/\/i11 b3 57R1993D 0F 7h3 71713 1337 /\/\4573r

Rengishi
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I stop crying and take a nap now I have the energy to reclaim the hill,but whoever posts next can have the hill… you wish






WiffleBall
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Yeah, alright, I'll take it off your hands.

Rengishi
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I sue you for theft because you obviously didn't read the tiny print next to what I said and take it back.

Rengishi
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I told your mom on you and got the hill back

SansTalent
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I tear up the hill and turn it upside-down, burying you and standing on the former bottom, that now is the top.

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Upside-down hill? AWESOME. Good one.

I take the hill because I can post this weekend when we apparantly can't. You know, the server thing and all that? I'm cheating it.. >:)

Let's just hope I am allowed to. That would not be cool if I got frozen for being smart and finding a loophole. Will ozoneocean, skoolmunkee, the mods, or someone else stop me. WHO KNOWS?

Rengishi
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I take the upside down hill and turn it to cake the upsidedown cake is mine 8D

WiffleBall
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Repo-man. You haven't been paying your bills.

The hill is mine.

SansTalent
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Bought the repo-depot company last week. You're fired, by the way.

Rengishi
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I'm your boss the hill's mine:)

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With my firepowers (don't ask please)I burn you so I cook you.

The hill is mine.

I ate you as sushi.

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