Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 24, 2009

I become a mighty alchemist and turn the entire hill into silver or garlic or whatever is harmful to Dracula in your canon.
Then I leave. Who the hell wants a hill made of some obscure alchemical substance?

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 25, 2009

I of course combat you with the only two other forces you can combat alchemy with
witchcaft and magic,I then summon magical pony's with horns,that are rabid and only obey my magic

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

I guess I'll reenter this game again since nobody's messing with the other games. I wonder why.

I leave my backyard hill and I hire Super Man to come over there and kill everyone and he lets me have the hill.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 27, 2009

I cast an extrapowerful and extracrispy spell designed to take over your mind so you hand over the hill, so now I have the hill an a slave who will… oh wait, I set it for "kill"… just the hill, nevermind.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 27, 2009

I was wearing a helmet of tinfoil! The spell bounces off me and kills you!

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 28, 2009

But I cannot be harmed by my own magic (nor that of my partymates for that matter).
I recast it, but in tin-proof version, and with a remixed soundtrack.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 28, 2009

Unless you have forgotten I am a zombie so I am already dead. You have to take a shotgun and blow my f&*$ing head off to get this hill. I eat your brain. Nom.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 29, 2009

I love when people forget to actually take the hill. :)

I take it from Sans Talent's dead corpse and seperate mattboy115's body into pieces all over the globe

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 29, 2009

I secure the hill and any strategic/secret/ethereal routes leading to or from it with my endless army of fliying monkeys!

And per my lawyer's advice, I've never heard of any book, videogame, song, tv series or movie with the word "oz" in it's title.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 29, 2009

How about a radio series?

@1337 Master - You could have just gotten a shotgun and blew my head into dust but thanks to your incompetence an archeologist found all my corpse parts and got them all in one place. I regenerated and now I'm back for the hill. I hired Optimus Prime, The Crow, and Lion-O: Leader of the Thundercats to take on your flying monkeys!(Get the reference?)

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 29, 2009

I pay your minions double and I use the blowtorch and burn you too smithereens because I refuse to collaborate with the rules of zombie killing lol!
The hill's mine

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 29, 2009

Well, I really don't know what to say to that. I am no longer undead so I am now dead. My spirit haunts the hill to this day scaring away all who try to take it. I win. Yay me!

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

No cuz I have no fear. I scare you away from the hill and sit down on it.

Hill's mine.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

I tell your mother that you killed me the first time. You are grounded for two weeks. The hill is mine.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 30, 2009

I "get drunk" and "let it slip" to your father that you accused someone with their parents to get your way. He does not like this immoral behaviour and forces you to give up on the hill (though he was oddly alright with my drinking in the middle of the morning).
I take the hill.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 30, 2009

You got too drunk and passed out and rolled down the hill. I moved out of my house during the night and camped out on the hill. Nothing my dad can do. Besides I'm dead anyway.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 31, 2009

I go back in time to the prehistoric age(the bith of your mom)
And tell her abortions make you live longer of course they havent been made yet and when they are,she is so shocked she decides I was right ^o^ no more mattboy

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 31, 2009

Hey, that's a good idea!

And seeing as how I'm still holding the hill, I used this unchallenged ownership time to build a casino near the top (at the very top stands my house).

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 31, 2009

In this reality I believe in reincarnation. I was never born as mattboy115 so I was born as someone else who's name is not important. I realized that this life would have had a higher purpose if not for your doing. By instinct I change my name to mattboy115 and set out for the hill. I find and assassinate you and take over as owner of the casino and the house on the hill. The hill is mine for the first time again.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Then I decide you shouldn't have it. So the hill is mine.

I came back from my punishment early. Let off for being good, I believe.

(way to use your imagination there. lol!)

You all missed me taking the hill, didn't you. :D

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Hank Hill. 'Nough said.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Peggy Hill! Now 'nuff said.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Huh. I forgot the image I was going to put in that Peggy Hill post. Oh, well.

Cotton Hill!

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Dale Gribble.