Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 6, 2010

Yeah, we're not getting into the Gribbles. This is king of the hill. How about this? Dusty Hill!

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 6, 2010

Frying pan to the face while youre looking for koth characters!

The hill is mine!

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 6, 2010

I had injected myself an antitoxin and then sprinkled the toxin in your frying pan.
So you die and I retake the hill. Later, I'll go to my casino.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 6, 2010

I had a battle of wits with you over wine and iocane powder. Which cup has the powder? YOURS DOES!!! Well actually both did but I built up a tolerance to iocane powder. You have now died! I take the hill.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

I spiked the other cup. Now my corpse wins!

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

Unless you've forgotten I said that I poisoned both cups already. I have an immunity to iocane powder though so I am alive and therefore still have the hill.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

I politely remind you off the important meeting that you had scheduled with your mom and your boss. You leave grunting, 'cause this meeting sure will change your future. The hill is mine…

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

I politely ask you to move. I have obtained the hill.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

I ask you the same. And as the rules of politeness goes you have to move. The hill is mine.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

I pee on the hill, it's mine now…

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

Oooook, I don't think I want this hill anymore.

How about we fight over that other hill over there? Eh?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

We fight until you remember that by beating me (since I'm only a fetus) will onlyu result in an "illegal abortion" law suit against you… The original hill and this one are mine!

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 9, 2010

You realize that this second hill was mine. You fought SansTalent over it for nothing. Now you have to fight me. It's not hard to hog tie a fetus and run it over with a car.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2010

While in jail for illegal destruction of an E, I learned the ancient chinesse korean thai transcontinental secret of the Con-Fu, which I now use to take the hill from you.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 10, 2010

Gullas : *waves his hand*"This is not the hill you are looking for…"

SansTalent : "this is not the hill I'm looking for" *leaves*

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 10, 2010

You got SansTalen to leave but you never took the hill so I guess it's open for me to take it.

BTW I thought you died by my hand.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 10, 2010

well I came back as a ghost, and since you're allergic to ghosts you leave, screaming like a 8 year old scared Japanese school girl.

The hill is mine now…

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2010

Boy, you made this so easy:

I slip to the media that you had released a certain writting dealing with a "screaming 8 year old scared japanese school girl". Before anyone has time to check what that was really about, you are wrestled to the ground by the most brutal cops in the 9 jurisdictions around you, your house is raided by several groups of religious intolerants and "worried" "parents", and the hill is left alone. Therefore I take it.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2010

Well, since you are only words and have no physical manifestation representing you that I can see that means there is nothing really keeping me from just taking the hill. And if gullas is still there by some incredible miracle I'll hire ghost busters to take him away.

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 20, 2010

While you are paying ghost busters I steal the hill from down under you and place it on the moon, where I sit on it eating pretzels and drinking assmilk.

(try to imagine what that is, assmilk)

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 20, 2010

You didn't anticipate the anti-gravity and started to float away. Before you could realize what was happening you were already too far away to grab hold of anything. I borrowed Biff's rocket to get to the moon and take the hill.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 21, 2010

After bouncing back from pluto I head towards the moon I see that mattboy forgot to return Biff's rocket. After politely pointing that fact out to him he uses said rocket to fly himself back to earth to return it.
I dig myself up to my shoulders into the hill and declare it mine…

like this:
This Hill is mine! So I declare, the mighty Kroatz, god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 21, 2010

Upon finding Kroatz planted in the ground, I drop three magical beans I traded Jack's cow for in the hole, and water, the Beanstalk erupts from the hole in rapid growth, and takes Kroatz with it. Watching him vanish into the distance, I plop myself down next to the beanstalk and relax, the new King of the Hill.

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 22, 2010

Using my powers over blue pitchforks I fly back to the moon on three giant pitchforks. furious as I am I call Zeph a poopyhead and he runs off crying. I build a fence out of the pitchforks and start herding mooncows on the hill with the boy in the moon.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 22, 2010

Having previously been paid off by me, the boy pulls out a giant frying pan, and smacks Kroatz over the fence. I quickly break down a portion of it with a bulldozer and park it on top of the hill, hiring a construction crew to build a fort. Unfortunatly, they work in the terms of Civilizations, and it will take 50 turns to build.