Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 27, 2010

I throw a glass of assmilk at you! the hill is mine!
So-eth declar-eth the god-eth of Blue pitchforks an checkered-eth toenails!

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 27, 2010

I come back in a fiery explosion, destroying you and the cookie factory(wtf?) You die and I move the hill to my Fire castle, guarded by fire dragons and fire cookies(A burn every bite!)

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 27, 2010

I eat Martinlo_23.

+560xp [b]Kroatz[/b] level UP! You have been awarded: [b]The hill[/b]

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 27, 2010

A wild Kroatz appeared! *Battle*

Go! Martinlo_23!

Martinlo_23 uses…Flame Wheel!

Critical hit! Use pokeball! Martio used a pokeball!

*pokeball moves* *TANG* Gotcha! You got a Kroatz LVL.666 wtf? Oh well, this use-Pokemon was holding…The Hill!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 27, 2010

The hill floats off into outspace, Zeph somehow clinging to it, kicking you off to reduce the work load of the proppellor duct taped to the bottom. The Hill is mine, and possibly the sun's.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 27, 2010

By your random nonsense, God punishs you with thunders, and exploding fish. You get trapped in a cage, left only to eat exploding tacos. I take the hill, maybe sun too.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 27, 2010

Rolls you over with the cage, taking the hill back, and crushing you with cage powers. Oh and the taco just hit my lower intestine…

-Big Nuclear Explosion-

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 28, 2010

Good thing I have a body made of adamantium, the indestructible material, I use an exploding taco in you and i take the Hill, for glory! And tacos…

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 28, 2010

I remind you of the fact that I ate you, you hop back into my stomach.
I, the god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails, now declare the hill eternally mine!
except when someone kicks me, then it's theirs…

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 1, 2010

Drop kicks Kroatz off the hill watching him roll down.
That was just as easy as you said. The hill is mine.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 1, 2010

Your easy button breaks.

I take the hill.

(my computer was stupid and didn't let me post my post to get the hill from Kroatz yesterday…)

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 1, 2010

Your computer kills you for the insult, I claim the hill, and kick it down the hill. Thats one vicious computer.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 1, 2010

HADO-PINGASWTFLOLAWESOMEFACEKTHXBYE-KEN!

I take the hill, made of pure internet memes.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 1, 2010

The English language seeks revenge, and butchers you.
I claim the hill from your dismembered carcass.

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 1, 2010

That was a puppet. With exploding puppys inside. Since you're over it, you explode, I take the hill, you biatch.

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 1, 2010

The FCC tackles you. I claim the hill.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 2, 2010

the hill is mine

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 2, 2010

On a sunny day, years after gullas took the hill, gullas sits in his newly buily gazebo. While enjoying the view and drinking a cocktail through a pink straw suddenly Gullas spots a black dot floating towards him.
In panic Gullas runs to his AA-guns but as he reaches the seat he realizes it's too late. He hears a strange sound as he starts crying:
-uper-istic-ious-
As the black dot moves closer and closer the sound becomes more clear. the one word everybody has always feared was upon him…

As gullas prays to whatever god he worships a black umbrella starts flying at him. the point enters his left eye and slides all the way through his soft head.
In his last moment he hears it clearly one last time:
Supercallifrigilisticexpialidoscious!
And so gullas dies…

Mary Poppins has taken the hill…
And the gazebo!

Kroatz dropkicks Mary Poppins off the hill.
Kroatz gains one hill(s) Kroatz gains one umbrella(s)

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2010

*writes Kroatz in mysterious black book*

35,36,37,38,39,40! Kroatz died.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 2, 2010

Uses wand to turn Martinlo into an apple.

Shinigami eats Martinlo.
Kroatz, the god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails, claims Hill Olympus!

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 2, 2010

It was a trap. Hill was fake. I take. You were supposed to be dead. I write name again and I take hill.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 2, 2010

But you didn't count on me entering with my note too! I write your name in (Not copying your move to steal the hill before, exactly. You're a red circle and I'm a pointy headed freak) my note and you are deadeded.

hilly billy milly, mine.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 2, 2010

You don't even know my name!
lol

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 13, 2010

The hill is mine cause this video is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQwOZZobK4U

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 15, 2010

The hill is a lie…
And now it is mine!