After getting back from taking back Biff's rocket I realize I have no way back to the moon so I use my instant transmission technique that I learned from my time in heaven with King Kai. I then blow up the moon leaving the hill to float freely in space. Seeing as this hill is made of Chuck Norris' beard hair it is like steel wool x1,000,000 it remains intact. I sit on the hill and await my next adventure as I move on to the next planet.
Zeph died in the explosion.
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King Of The Hill
I blow the The L337 master off the hill.
(Zeph… how could you wear a helmet? I hit your damn head clean off)
While Zeph is strugling to get up the hill I hit him with the tree he stapled to my head. Filled with a sense of euphoria I run up the hill myself, reaching the top in seconds. Suddenly a mysterious helmet filled with poo hits me in the tree and sends me back down. Zeph however gets stuck in the branches and slides down with me.
While looking up the hill together, waiting for the rain to end we see Mattboy on top of it, using the instant transmission technique he was taught. Zad however used a roundhouse kick to prevent Mattboy from actually claiming the hill.
While Zad was shooting a shotgun in the air and acted all happy I decided to use my secret weapon. with one phonecall I Summoned the might of:
CHUCK NORRIS
To be continued…
By someone else…
As in not me…
(I had to protect the stump I have left? I still have a spine..)
Getting impaled by a branch, I let out an annoyed zombie grunt as I hit a trampaline sending me and Kroatz to the top of the hill again, but the tree branch snaps, and the rest of the tree with Kroatz rolls back down the hill, I quickly find my head and put it on the stump, stapling it together.
You forgot the mention that you now have the hill but I'll let you slide this time. I now use my newly found guitar skillz to make you fall asleep.(I hit you with the guitar and knock you out. Well, knock your newly stapled head off is more like it.) You roll down the hill and now it's mine.
*rides those awesome wind waves to the top of the hill and use an unstapling machine to take your head off again and calls you a "diry birdy" and you die because you're dead. and not a zombie. and not a zombie pirate*
hill is mine.
(I hate when people bring Chuck Norris into these. It always comes to a standstill. -_-…)
Gets up, stretching, the cardboard cut out having sustained the beat till now. Walks up the hill, pushes Mattboy into a little red radioflyer wagon, and gives it a shove down the hill before sitting down, and pulling out my PS the new king of the hill. Fully alive and not a zombie. (I didn't want to be a zombie, but whats a guy gonna do when people use lethal means against him?)
Okay so I'm back to the hill but I look weird. I can deal with that.
(and I meant another person gets the "real" Chuck and the Chucks duke it out but can't kill each other because Chuck Norris unfortunately cannot beat himself)
Chuck apologizes (TO ME) because he has realized that a boy by the name of Matt had commanded him to turn 1337 inside out. Chuck then walks up to this boy named Matt and asks him why he had done it. The boy by the name of Matt cannot answer back to Chuck Norris because no one can and faints. Chuck dittos his moves he had pulled on 1337 before and then does something else that you just cannot explain in words. The boy by the name of Matt is now lost in the wilderness's of Pandora (Smurfland!) and will never be allowed back to this sphere of what we call "Earth" but cannot prove to be "Earth" and everyone lived happily ever after with 1337 getting his pride and joy back; the hill.
The hill belongs to the 1337 master and both this certificate and Chuck Norris agree. Chuck then leaves 1337 so he can fight his own battles and get fat just lying around on the hill.
When I arrive to Mexico, I made a Phone call to the Ex-President Bush, who surely love Mexican ilegal people, so he told me that he construct a secret door in the wall between USA/Mexico, after that, he gives me a fake ID, two contact lens color blue, a lot of flour to put in my skin, and a hotdog instead my tacos, so I just go to MY hill, and I said to you "look, is madonna in bikini", then you said "where?" so I said "there, in Japan" so you took an airplane to Japan.
Now the hill is mine again
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