Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 22, 2009

You then realize that in unshrinking it you had place it over yourself. Well, the hill is now mine.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 22, 2009

*possesses Salsa's body*

This hill Is ours.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 22, 2009

I dig out from under the hill making a very compex tunnel system, clime out. you see me, start running towards me, step on a sinsitive spot, fall through then fell onto you. the hill is mine.

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 23, 2009

I pour water on your stale ramnen. That condraticts your avatar, so, for some reason unknown by science, you get sucked into a black hole. I claim the hill.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 23, 2009

I throw a banana into the cockpit of an experimental spacecraft. I then launch you into the cold depths of space and lock the controls. The hill is now mine.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 23, 2009

I have learned how to control blackholes for my own amusement.
you get sucked into a blackhole and i pop out.
The hill is mine.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

As salsa runs from the scene he leaves behind his device for blackholes. I open a blackhole going to Tatooine and push blergness inside. Now Blergness is in a galaxy far far away. The Hill is Mine.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 23, 2009

I blow away cool guy with a giant air blower. I remove the black-hole with my magic powers.

I do not claim the hill but say sorry to it for stabbing it with signs, clean it, scrub it, and sing to it. The hill is now clean and good-looking. I put down a 1 kilogram piece of paper with a note saying: "Love the Hill". I then walk away, hoping for anyone to take care of the hill. I say goodbye to the hill and walk to the sunset over the horizon.

… "Love the Hill"…

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 24, 2009

I walk over to the unclaimed hill, pick up the note, and throw it into the black hole. Then I sit on my hill wondering what the heck is wrong with Kaolyne

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

While walking around Tatooine, a giant piece of paper falls from the sky. Opening it, I read the words "Love the hill." My new-found powers{they call it 'the force' here} tells me that someone is disrespecting the hill.
I steal a ship from a man who seems to be some sort of bounty hunter, fly back to the hill and smakc GB across the head for abusing the hill.
i then send him to a corner to think of what he's done.
when he leaves i sit on the hill and apologize. I say, "the hill accepts" and, at least in my head, the hill is mine.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I fart.

Then I vomit.

I fart and vomit at the exact same time.

This is what it sounds like:

BLAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

FFBPBPBPBPPRRRRBPBPPBTTT!!!

Now you have dysentery.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I mess with a wormhole so that everytime Humorman does anything that little place in time is erased as if it never happened.
It is retroactive.
Therefore, the hill is still mine.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

*walks over and drops a wishing stone*

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I pick up the wishing stone and wish for the hill. I then shrink it again and put it under my pointy hat. The hill within the hat is mine. >:[ And don't you go and take my hat!

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

Because Niccea asked so nicely, i do not take her hat.
I just sit on her head. The hill is mine. even if it is still under Niccea's hat.

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

*Looks from far away with binoculars*

Well… If they do not sit on the hill, they sit on another one's head.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

Seeing how Kaolyne is just observing the hill and Blergness is still the owner, I frame him for the murder of JFK and the cops shoot him 86 times. As he lays there bleeding, nearly dead, I shoot him 48 more times. He is now just a bloody mess. But he is still living. I axe off his head. He is now completely dead. But just to be sure I plant a pipe bomb in him and he blows up with no trace left of him. I claim the this hill as my own.

… but off in the distance, Blergness's dismembered eyeball twitches!!!

(that was a suspenseful cliffhanger ending that leaves room for a part 2)

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

I shake my head to clear off the random people that are sitting on my head. The hill is still small. The hill is still in my pointy hat. The hill is still mind. >:[

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

*more charging, more brass instruments, more disaster, still no hill…but my legs end up protruding comically from a tree this time*.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

I steal niccea's hat for my collection, I am suprised when I find a small hill inside the hat. I take the hill to a wizard and he makes it big again. I sit on the hill and wait, I will be prepared when someone tries to steal it!

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 25, 2009

Even though it did have a very awesome cliff hanger ending, seeing as i am a girl, PF's narrative has no effect. I pull myself together then head out for the hill. seeing GB on it i come up with a cunning plan. I head to my friend's house, steal her fedora and go back to the hill.
GB sees it and knows he cannot resist. I throw the hat from the hill and GB runs to retrieve it. The hill is now mine. But not for long.

My friend is very protective of her hats, and has hunted me down. I run for my life. She notices how nice the hill is and forgets about the fedora. She sits down.
I a safe, but the hill is now Sam's.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

I put on a fake voice and call you up (pretending to be a theropist), I convince you that this "sam" doesn't exist, and that this hill game is acually just a dream and sam is the bad guy in your nightmare. You confront Sam and hurl her off the hill. Then, you climb to the top of the nearest building and jump off, convinced that this is a dream and you can fly. I claim the hill and collect the money from your wallet you owe me from the theropy.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

I kindly remind GB that i am the GM and can make her death very anticlimatic. She gives me the hill. The hill is now mine.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

Nooo! not an anticlimatic death! I put on a fake moustache and sam's fedora to make sure I'm not reconized and waltz up to slasa, and ask him, "What kind of Salsa are you? Mild? Spicy?" He has never thought about this before and ponders the thought, then I make my move and steal his hat, I say, "Where is your hat?!" He looks around and I tell him that I saw Blergness take it and he gets up and leaves in search of the hat.

Posted at 9:07PM, Jul. 25, 2009

I come back to life, snatch the hill and run away to Naboo.